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Our goalies' kicks.

GW 18 Chelsea v West Ham Burnley v Liverpool Crystal Palace v Southampton Everton v Stoke Leicester v Spurs Man Utd v Newcastle Sunderland v Hull Swansea v Aston Villa West Brom v Man City Arsenal v QPR GW 18 starts on 26 December.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96270.0.html Match thread.

NUFC: Alnwick; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett; Sissoko, Colback, Tiote; Gouffran, Perez, Ameobi subs: Woodman, Haidara, Williamson, Cabella, Armstrong, Riviere, Cisse SAFC: Pantilimon, Vergini, Coates, O’Shea ©, Brown, Cattermole, Larsson, Gomez, Johnson, Wickham, Fletcher subs: Bridcutt, Rodwell, Altidore, Alvarez, Buckley, Mannone Referee: Anthony Taylor (Greater Manchester) Attendance: 52,315 Final score: 0-1 90' Johnson Booked: 3' Coates 9' Coloccini 24' Tiote 25' Colback 39' Wickham 56' Cattermole Sent off: Television coverage: Sky Sports Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Match thread?

NUFC: Alnwick; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett; Sissoko, Colback, Tiote; Gouffran, Perez, Ameobi subs: Woodman, Haidara, Williamson, Cabella, Armstrong, Riviere, Cisse SAFC: Pantilimon, Vergini, Reveillere, O’Shea ©, Brown, Cattermole, Larsson, Gomez, Johnson, Wickham, Fletcher subs: Bridcutt, Rodwell, Altidore, Alvarez, Coates, Buckley, Mannone

Ends loan spell with 2 games, 0 goals.

Higher chance of Yossi Benayoun happening than Ayoze Benteke.

Goals galore.

Great goal from Lukaku.

Yeah let's offer a kid, who is nothing but regularly unfit potential right now, £20K a week. He's probably on maybe a grand a week or so, he's got 18 months (plus a years option) to run, a) I don't blame him for knocking it back, b) I don't blame the club for the offer, which is likely a substantial rise for him, surprised they even made any offer given his remaining deal length anyway. Non story 5 appearances. 2 goals and one assist. Also "regularly unfit"? He was patently rushed back from injury to put us through in the cup, which he did. He's a senior team member now clearly. Rangers pack. Nothing post man. Yeah, who and what the heck is Rangers Pack? Welcome. He was formerly known as Toon Pack but an admin changed it to the current name. I prefer it this way. Feels like talking to Llambezey anyway.

Sterling might do well now that Liverpool are not distracted by the CL.

When does his current contract end? He only just signed one in April 2014.

We have been 'OK' for 23 matches now. The rest were good.

Why bother, no one's interested. Least of all season ticket holders. Aye, that lot don't care. Mugs. http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/dzP8LTN.jpg?1

Is it right that any emergency loan would have to be completed by today for the goalkeeper to play on Sunday?

He can't be worse than Riviere...

Don't think so. We still have Darlow and Woodman. Darlow can't be on the bench though. He is just not up to it, that much is clear. Only going by the link Disco posted.

Don't think so. We still have Darlow and Woodman.

This will be 5-0 or 6-0.

Seriously wtf.

"Shoot." Spurs couldn't employ easier tactics in this game.

Anyone trying to spot IP in there?

Riviere.

Going to be a long night for us... Alnwick ffs.