LRD

Learnt from the best in the business - it's never his own fault when there's a million things you can blame.

And where were you the past 8 years?

Southampton 1-1 Aston Villa Burnley 1-2 Stoke QPR 1-2 Newcastle Spurs 2-0 Hull Sunderland 1-1 Leicester West Ham 1-1 Everton Liverpool 2-1 Crystal Palace Swansea 1-1 Man City Man Utd 1-2 Arsenal West Brom 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland

Benteke captain, Aguero vice captain. Down to 3rd?

Appleby's collapse has been spectacular too, after leading for eons.

http://i.imgur.com/pVqA1uu.png And Ayoze scores.

NETD FTM.

If only we didn't gift them 6 points every year.

Now you mention it, Carver and Jesus have the same initials, maybe he is Jesus? Hold on, my initials are JC too, maybe I'm the Newcastle manager. Would explain a lot...

Doubt so. At least rejoice in us being balance sheet champions.

Nee wrong, when he's the GOAT.

Thread title.

Which other club would force their captain to copy such a long letter? "Here Colo, add some cancellations to make it look realistic."

Must be legit.

Did it have tear marks on it?

Everton 1-1 Sunderland Aston Villa 2-1 West Ham Hull 2-1 Burnley Leicester 1-1 Southampton Newcastle 1-1 West Brom Stoke 2-1 Spurs Crystal Palace 1-2 Man Utd Man City 3-1 QPR Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Swansea

Peder

Seeing all those SD signs all over the place must give him a massive hard on.

Amazingly Peder is catching up with Appleby after Myhill's heroics.

A solid 9 if results stay the way they are.

Nope.

Mutiny from the players?

Nope, deadline for 5 cards long gone.