LRD

You can but only with 3 months (?) left on the contract.

OMG! Don't have time to read this as I'm off to work but please let it be true! I'd sacrifice my X'mas gifts and keep to my New Year resolutions for the next decade!

NUFC: Alnwick; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, Williamson, Dummett; Perez, Sissoko, Tiote, Colback, Gouffran; Cisse. subs: Woodman, Santon, S.Taylor, Anita, Cabella, Riviere, Armstrong. EFC: Joel, Coleman, Distin, Alcaraz, Garbutt, Baines, Barry ©, McCarthy, McGeady, Eto'o, Kone. subs: Griffiths, Oviedo, Lukaku, Mirallas, Besic, Barkley, Browning.

GW20 Stoke 1-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 2-0 Crystal Palace Hull 1-2 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Leicester Man City 2-1 Sunderland Newcastle 2-1 Burnley QPR 1-1 Swansea Southampton 1-1 Arsenal West Ham 2-1 West Brom Spurs 1-2 Chelsea

Eh, How does that work? Surely it will reflect real time on the ref's wristwatch?

I bet my house it won't happen.

Gameweek 19 Spurs 1-2 Man Utd Southampton 1-2 Chelsea Aston Villa 2-1 Sunderland Hull 1-2 Leicester Man City 3-0 Burnley QPR 2-1 Crystal Palace Stoke 2-1 West Brom West Ham 2-2 Arsenal Newcastle 1-2 Everton Liverpool 2-2 Swansea

No surprise from Mike Jones there.

Should post GWs separately in case you want to change it like.

Took me some time to spot that.

At least someone from Manchester is top at Christmas. He's not even from Manchester.

Says bob, not boobs.

Chelsea 2-0 West Ham Burnley 0-2 Liverpool Crystal Palace 1-2 Southampton Everton 2-1 Stoke Leicester 1-2 Spurs Man Utd 3-1 Newcastle Sunderland 1-1 Hull Swansea 2-1 Aston Villa West Brom 0-2 Man City Arsenal 2-1 QPR

So typical of our approach to derbies. Send in all our Geordie lads and fight!

He always does that, knowing he will get away since it's the first minute.

Another 3 goals+ defeat. Their frontline won't miss chances like Sunderland did.

Only themselves to blame for signing a Jordi.

Hahahaha

Made the most out of every challenge.

We'll see plenty of that today.

Would be awkward if they scored in the midst of all that clapping.

Our goalies' kicks.

GW 18 Chelsea v West Ham Burnley v Liverpool Crystal Palace v Southampton Everton v Stoke Leicester v Spurs Man Utd v Newcastle Sunderland v Hull Swansea v Aston Villa West Brom v Man City Arsenal v QPR GW 18 starts on 26 December.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96270.0.html Match thread.

NUFC: Alnwick; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett; Sissoko, Colback, Tiote; Gouffran, Perez, Ameobi subs: Woodman, Haidara, Williamson, Cabella, Armstrong, Riviere, Cisse SAFC: Pantilimon, Vergini, Coates, O’Shea ©, Brown, Cattermole, Larsson, Gomez, Johnson, Wickham, Fletcher subs: Bridcutt, Rodwell, Altidore, Alvarez, Buckley, Mannone Referee: Anthony Taylor (Greater Manchester) Attendance: 52,315 Final score: 0-1 90' Johnson Booked: 3' Coates 9' Coloccini 24' Tiote 25' Colback 39' Wickham 56' Cattermole Sent off: Television coverage: Sky Sports Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.