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Facundo Ferreyao tbh.

Yep, what a total wet arse he was. His surname is Venegoor, but when he got married he took on his wife's name (Hesselink) too, the total soft cock. What bloke with a pair of stones would do that? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Vennegoor_of_Hesselink#Name Harsh to blame him for what happened in the 17th century.

Man City 2-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 1-2 Man Utd Hull 0-2 Swansea QPR 2-1 West Brom Southampton 1-2 Everton Spurs 2-1 Burnley West Ham 2-0 Leicester Newcastle 1-3 Sunderland Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal Stoke 0-2 Chelsea

GW 17 Man City v Crystal Palace Aston Villa v Man Utd Hull v Swansea QPR v West Brom Southampton v Everton Spurs v Burnley West Ham v Leicester Newcastle v Sunderland Liverpool v Arsenal Stoke v Chelsea

More reliable than the people that enforce the suspension? Might be funny, but yes.

Yeah.

On 5 yellows according to FPL and that's about as reliable as it gets.

What was Balotelli doing.

Sterling.

Not the best example, Tiote's non-goal. Gouffran was not interfering with play in any way nor obstruct the goalie's view.

Clearly offside.

Jones in goal.

Someone will always get the Jonas/Gouffran role under Pardew. Be glad it's not one of our more talented players. As for Gouffran, tough luck unless Pardew sold you the idea of a defensive winger and you signed that contract.

Spurs Sunderland Man U Everton He's nowhere near this level and you've got to feel for the lad with the fixtures coming up. Confidence will be absolutely ripped to shreds at the end of it. He'll pray for Krul's recovery soon too.

When Colback or Tiote is suspended/injured.

This lad is fucking immense.

Should get Pardew to heap more pressure on him. After all, he has to thrive on it and prove himself good for a new contract.

Just put Cabella on and let him run at Bellerin and Debuchy.

It does look like Gouffran is the spare man in midfield tracking Sanchez's every move, Dummett at LB to provide more defensive cover.

Highly suspect Mike's scarred from making matchday threads after the debacle of last week.

Really should be pitting Cabella against Bellerin and Debuchy playing at CB.

Andy Woodman must be 5th choice goalie if that happens.

Big club getting the decision shocker. Cahill should get a second yellow there.

Just saw that miss by Altidore.

I was torn between bringing in Jovetic or Dzeko for this GW. Thankfully I didn't commit to either.