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Clearly his wallpaper stripper didn't arrive on time. Bloody bank holidays.

Think it was a borehole.

Agreed. Also, the 'He should walk' patter is equally as enjoyable to read every other post.

Yep, comfortably blocked Kane off the ball before that tackle as well.

From oatcakefanzine: He was brilliant away at Swansea and Watford. Scored a beast of a header at Bournemouth too. He moves around looking for the ball and making runs. That's what takes him out wide and makes people think he's 'wandering.' He gets himself in the game by moving wide, dropping short and constantly making himself avaliable, completely the opposite of what Berahino does which is why he's so hapless. Gets assists too by moving around, away at Everton, West Brom and home to Norwich too. In our team (unless you're Crouch) then standing around in the middle of the pitch being constantly marked will render you as useless as Berahino. He'll score plenty at Newcastle if he's given a run meanwhile we'll be relegated persisting with our current options.

Yup.

It feta be.

Reads like an Alan Bennett Play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz7DsYiW09Q Sky Sports reaction.

Almost as bad as the John Barnes's rap.

Be insane if they didn't get one though, right? I mean, they must see this. With the current defensive set up, no matter what other positions are filled, how well we're playing, we will continue to ship goals and lose games because of our god awful defending. Also worry about it damaging the confidence of the other signings. They play well, score, go ahead, and... FFS!!! again with the fucking defending, what's the point.

Austin and a winger, i'd say. Think we'd be in for another central defender if Colo wants out but not otherwise.

Great news.

Be nice if it had all gone to s*** by the time we play them at home. We could sing that horrendous f***ing 'super al' song back at the him. Conduct this you worthless c***! Ahem.

Good sign that they appreciate the guy that much.

Are we still dong the purples thing? hoped that would have been written off by now.

Maybe a daft question but has Ryder ever been ahead of the game with transfer rumours? This 'exciting' signing hasn't been reported elsewhere, has it?

Fate.

Half kit wanker.

I imagine Williamsons thought process on the pitch goes something like this. "Hey Mike" "Huh?" "Look..." "Is, is that the..." "Yep, that's the ball, and it's coming our way". "Now remember, keep calm, because there's nooo need to panic". "We have several options available to us". "Option 1:". "HOOFED IT!" "Ahh ffs"

Think you've just won racism.

What will it actually take for this cunt to have a heart attack. Jeez.

No idea what his saying mind.

Abdennour hopefully (even though I am just dreaming) Are the only rumours about this guy wanting to join, the ones reported in the Mirror? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aleksandar-mitrovics-newcastle-transfer-expected-6093891