Crayola Kid

Wonder if that was why Big Joe spent so much time in the box tonight? He definitely stepped off after the subs were made, but for the most part he was further forward than usual

He's just like a geet big Bruno. Gets on the ball, holds it while he waits to see a pass, twists and turns, hides the ball from defenders, then makes his pass when he's good and ready. Lovely stuff

I get that, but he does tend to come off early so it's not like he's being overplayed. Just adds to the frustration of AGs red card and Wissa getting injured. Feels like the season just hasn't got started at all yet

More bothered that our front three get some pitch time together before Arsenal. First half i'd like Elanga Woltemade Gordon all together, then take big Nic off at half time whatever the score. Maybe give the other two a bit longer if the game is in the balance

Have they ever used that camera angle before? Bring your kid to work day for the camera crew? Or just making the point that he's super tall?

Waltemade you hey! Why you look so sad Itsa not so bad Itsa nice-a place Ah shudupayaface Maybe change some words to football things or sumat

Is it possible we've fallen for an Ali Dia or Milton Nunez type misunderstanding?

Big '...' NuFC record signing Striker from German league Plays off the left sometimes 'Not really a number 9...' He's gonna make a hell of a midfielder in a year or two

If ot was the Wednesday it was the anniversary of tino hattrick match. Shame!

Clearly not

Crikey. I've read a lot of your posts over the years, and the last thing that has ever come to mind reading them would be to imagine you have a single care as to how they would be received by anyone ever (that's a positive, honest) and here you are asking if you can 'just say'! So. New chant suggestion. We update 'the blaydon races' to match 'the camp town ladies'. Basically we all shout 'blaydon races sing this song doo dah doo dah, blaydon races five miles long all the doo dah day' It'll be just like blazing saddles. Purely beltah

I thought for ages that our Swedish strikers name would scan brilliantly to 'California Dreamin'. New guy could fit that too. But since you brought up Carter USM, what about Ruby Tuesday? Both songs would sound great as they are sung slowly and can be absolutely bellowed

Moving up on second place behind arne slot and what'shisface

Had twenty mins to get ready after work to go out tonight Started off with a tough looking champs league draw, then just before leaving, bang we've got the striker in Bring this fucking season on

Feel like a reet whining prick but if this was a month ago FFS Enough of that, howay the German Mags

They should announce that it has already been built, and was full (again) last week. Would be in line with all official comms re attendances over the last few years. Nutters.

'Gordon in attack' Raise the roof, full volume after he skins vvd for an early opener and screams in his stupid face

Our team this year should be comfortably better than the Chelsea side of 23/24 in which Jackson scored plenty. Fucking Isak was aal about tap ins anyways, Wor Jacko can do that just as well surely. I'm not crying, you're crying

He thought he has that this year, apparently

Won't be any 150m bids next year if so, either

A lot of comments about Isak underperformed at the end of last season, with a suggestion he was deliberately below par or not trying. So, do we want him forced to stay? Play 25-30 games, score 12? Not sure there is a good outcome for us here, if that's not too miserable a thing to say.

This is taking me back to Souness saying he had Anelka lined up that summer, only for the club to buy Owen against his wishes. Sliding doors. Are we there again this year?

But we bid LOTS more by media accounts at the time (liars and shills, obvs)

Think they were after a sale mind, and onto the next galactico

Yeah, their low offer was indicative of interest 'we'll take a bargain but we're not bidding against them' tyoe of thing