Crayola Kid

And we're doing all we can to avoid that situation arising 7th dimension Uno etc

Didn't we end up with ballon d'or winner Sir Michael Owen by out-bidding Liverpool despite being the players (distant) second choice? That worked out well

Hoy some up from March Tedsta

I have Teddy ahead on points. Purely cos I doubt anyone thought we'd need to be digging into these handsome bastards for anything other than results once the matches started

Also, 'Durham' being full of vile treacherous turncoat splitters. Durham in this context being all areas between Hartlepool and Alnwick, other than NE1

I could suggest that the marketing department were the cynical ones in this enterprise, CJ, but 'I didn't get to where I am today by suggesting that the marketing department were the cynical ones in this enterprise...' One for the young'uns

All those games where big Joe wasn't fully fit, he can now take a break. Always talk of a niggle here or there, hopefully we get full on beast mode more often as he won't be asked to play whenever he can. Lots of wins to this

And sit him in front of it with a camera recording his reactions Nah

Has anyone considered sending a black and white tik tok of a bar room bore shiting on about shipbuilding? He'll be here by first thing tomorrow

That's just fucking weird Score goals, win games

Don't fall for the upswing It's a fucking game

Transfer window as complex social experiment. We're being broken down collectively and individually By September we'll have Chi asking questions in Parliament, begging DCL to sign as our highest paid player with a clause that he always starts

Guivarch was france no9 when they won world cup, but he didn't score in the tournament

Just can't see why anyone seeking to influence either party would need to do so publically. Agent wants to alert new club to availability. Network of agents and club officials, easy to do. Agent seeks to get a player a move, speaks directly to club to outline players position. Club seeks to sell a player, speaks to network of agents and club officials Club seeks to buy a player, same surely. Not aimed at anyone in particular obviously but this whole thing is a distraction to keep eyeballs on the circus during off season

I remain firmly in the camp who believe that players, agents, managers, owners or directors, in fact anyone involved in buying and selling football players for astronomical fees, care not one jot what is written about potential deals. It's just something to write about, and people lap it up (yeah me included, sat for two hours in me garden with a series of cuppas refreshing every two mins) I'm going out

Judging purely by the photo in that tweet he should last a good few years longer than...some other players do. Value.

Is it possible old father time has finally caught up with Isak? His physical attributes were always going to be on the wane sooner tather than later.

Wissa, lads, howld ya gobs A'al tell yas aal an awful story Wissa, lads, howld ya gobs Wor famous number nine Hell on down the road

Let's see him without Arsenal's ref protection

Scored a cracker at u21's recently. Ran onto a pass with a long way to go, held off defenders, and the rising shot at the end of the run would have broke the keepers arm if he'd got anything on it. Just from watching those games he looks like Delap, similar mould. Will add that I have not consulted 37 different metrics across three different stat sites to back that assertion. Appreciate it when people do though!

Options to play differently week by week, half by half, or whenever we need to change something 👌 This is the next step for us surely, hence the links to flexible '10' type players this window. Horses for courses and all that

Just a sense check - does anyone really think that tweets from any journalist can be the medium through which football clubs, agents, players or whoever else are alerted to developments in transfer dealings they have an interest in? Hear it often, "that's Romano (or whoever) flushing out interest in a 50 million pound player to other clubs". Just sounds so very unlikely

I know he's a fan, but this video makes me feel even better about this signing. Section at the end about spotting an opportunity to press high up the pitch, that's got to be something we've picked up in scouting. Get the announcement made!

Doesnt often have a bad one mind, so he's bound to stay in the conversation while we wait for the club to bring some back up in for our current midfield. Hopefully soon.

Will be worth it once the matches start