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Actually quite impressed with your use of this word. Not a single person I know would understand it. Shit team like.

Oh, completely fucking this. How on earth did I end up relying on Tony fucking Pulis? Unreliable Welsh shit naked head-butting cap-wearing tosser.

We're all in it together. Bonding, innit?

Kids, man. Stepson 2 was Liverpool, grandbairn 2 was Chelsea and Arsenal, but they're now suffering along with us. I love to see the despair on their little faces. I can't carry this burden by myself

The Villa and Everton ones were better than brilliant. 10/10. Non-NUFC fans can moan that he's a boring pundit, but fuck them. He's a proper hero for me.

Oh, hang on. "Newcastle Untied"? FFS. I have an urgent appointment tomorrow.

You bugger, had to go and check mine. Sufficiently blurred. I win again.

Love me some disinformation like.

10th. Owner was delighted. Very good.

You try telling t'young uns these days and they won't believe you.

Remember going to Burnden Park for the 76 replay and there was just one big open air wall-enclosed Olympic-sized pool of piss at our end which you had to stand at the entrance of and add to. Being a bairn I just thought "oh, this is how they treat away fans". Sadly I was right. Those were the days, eh? It's difficult to believe the Reebok is an improvement on anything, but there you go. Guttering, drainage? Luxury.

Aye. Can see him getting the boot. And he could have no beef with that. No. You didn't just do that, did you? Well played.

Wind-up, I guess. Maybe from Sky or the Sun, who cares? They've been peddling that shit for 20 years, the shitehawks.

Not irl.

Ended up with 725. If I understood the krazy scoring system or had more time, who knows? It was fun though, otherwise I wouldn't have watched anything after Suarez (2) happened. Turns out some of them forrins are quite good.

99p a shot, get em both?

Yep. http://www.faber.co.uk/catalog/tales-from-the-secret-footballer/9781783350087 Ain't read it like.

Was only jerk joking.

Wow. That didn't take long. I'll have a further look tomorrow. Zzzz. Literal npw.

OK. I might have a closer look at her credentials.

journalist.

It sounds like they just turned up uninvited. "Hi! We're from somewhere you've never heard of. Got any scran?" "Er. Fuck off. Sonia, give these waifs a bag of crisps and a can of pop. And call the carabinieri."

Course. If your main man doesn't play or is shit and you have a decent sub then you put him on. Standard.

I shall have to learn to deal with this emotion of anger, I guess. I thought the article was rather exculpatory, that's all. Before the third bite too, and the denials and appeal currently in the works. I mean, hundreds of billions of people saw him do it, why is he lying? It's the betrayal of trust that hurts. He is so good at his job that there is no need for any of this. The diving, cheating, stupid idiot. He's ruining it for himself. He needs a court order to get himself straightened out psychologically. And then play for us. Obvs.

Sorry, man, that's bullshit. How can anyone excuse anyone else biting people because of a bad start in life and allegedly trying to look after his family? Ffs we all have our difficulties and manage not to bite anyone. I expect I will successfully continue to not bite any fucker in the future. It really isn't that difficult. He needs some treatment. Also, I was really looking forward to the TV experts trying to pronounce "sine die" but FIFA are chickenshit. Two year total ban was being floated and that would have been lenient for the serial cheat imo. He's a disgrace. I seem to be feeling an emotion. Of anger. This is unusual.