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Justin Whittle in fact. They can call both of them cunts all they want because one was shit for blunderland and the other was a no-mark Grimsby thug who hit Shearer with a cheap shot when he wasn't looking. Think I hate Whittle more because he was so proud of his twattishness tbh. It's very close though. I imagine Big Al still bears the scar and would like to settle the score, I certainly would. I'm getting angry on his behalf at the memory, it was so obvious at the time. Oh, damn, beaten to it. Must be less verbose I was there that night, we were shit, Shearer went mental when he scored the winner iirc, smashed the TV microphone thing. He was quite cross about his matchday experience, what with the stitches and the permanent disfigurement, iirc. Haven't heard how Whittle's been since. Hope he's faded into obscurity other than being remembered for being a thuggish shitbag. Maybe he gets free fishguts in the Cleethorpes area. That's about what the coward deserves tbh.

Disgraceful of Pardew to say that after what Wenger has done for him. to both.

Justin Whittle in fact. They can call both of them cunts all they want because one was shit for blunderland and the other was a no-mark Grimsby thug who hit Shearer with a cheap shot when he wasn't looking. Think I hate Whittle more because he was so proud of his twattishness tbh. It's very close though. I imagine Big Al still bears the scar and would like to settle the score, I certainly would. I'm getting angry on his behalf at the memory, it was so obvious at the time. Oh, damn, beaten to it. Must be less verbose

Left footed players tend to prefer the left naturally, same for the right. If you can use both feet you wouldn't care. Colo who is right footed but can use his left very well, plays left of the centre for us. Williamson who left foot is poor plays right as this helps him. Same with Saylor who is right footed with a weaker left foot. Not that hard to work out is it ? It's not that simple though, is it? John Terry has insisted on playing on the left side his entire career despite being right footed. People seem to be against the idea of us signing a left sided centre half because Colo plays on the left, even though he is more comfortable on his right foot. There'll be more examples, I'm sure. But John Terry is comfortable with his left foot, just as Colo is. Your correct about it not being so simple, i know he wasn't a centre back but Maldini played LB despite being right footed, same with Dennis Irwin. The one thing in common about them all, was they were all comfortable with both feet. The only way you knew what the favoured foot was, when they took a dead ball. Obviously some players will prefer the opposite to what you think would be right, but in most cases a left footed centre half would play left. Tbh it's a rather mute point as there aren't that mean lefty's compared to right footers. I say this as a left footed centre half myself, i had no problem playing either side as i was comfortable with my right foot but usually lined up left side. Mike Williamson played on the left for Watford. Him wearing number 6 is no coincidence, he always played as the left sided centre back prior to NUFC. Obviously in the lower leagues he stood out as a very good player, a poor man's John Terry if you will. Well i'm not having 6 as the left sided, thats 5 god dammit. 9 10 11 4 8 7 3 5 6 2 1 Anything other than that in a 4-4-2 is a crime against humanity. Can't be having that. 6 was left-half in old money, so you can have 6 on the left and 5 on the right, or 5 on the left and 4 (the right-half) on the right. Anything else is Bolshevik nonsense. You Communist bastard.

We'll still see Ronnie Fucking Radford forever though.

Aye, he got beat in the air by N'zogbia ffs Didn't SWF beat Terry in the air a season or two ago? Please don't mean Shaun Wright-Fillips.

Wenger continuing to morph into Ferguson as far as finger-pointing and whining goes. I know, he's just trying to gain an unfair advantage, and all's fair etc. Charmless twat, though, wish someone would strike them both dumb. Don't know what he's doing it for either, no-one else is going to fluke a 7-3 against our tired and weakened team now. I hope. There didn't used to be "transfer windows" until FIFA imposed them on us, you could transfer players throughout the season until about mid-March, after which it was somehow deemed unsporting to buy your way to the title/survival/promotion. Meddling bureaucrats trying to justify their existence, that's all.

Ah, ffs. The guy's got a lot more to deal with than he expected, shit happens. Someone he probably misguidedly trusts said "sign here. And here. Here, here and here. And there, I'll get that witnessed later, here, here, there and there, here, and there. One more. And there. And just there. I'll bring the other documents later." While his missus is fretting about whatever it is and fucking off leaving him with the kids while he's doing his job and leaving them set for life. Colo seems like a stand-up guy to me, but good footballers don't experience real life, they're cossetted to an unreal extent, they never see their passports because someone else does that, they don't buy houses because that's taken care of, they don't worry about cars, there's a queue of them, take your pick, the slightest thing in their personal lives can knock them off-kilter. He's been living in Europe since he was 18, I think, and he's 31 now, so I can't imagine it's culture shock. Except for all the Cramlington charvesses he impregnated, of course. What a LAD! I've argued on his behalf so many times this month, but apparently I can't prove he didn't, so he obviously did, case solved. Fucking CSI Cramlington, a new franchise. FFFS.

This is it. Or sisterhood, obv. Or any otherhood. Aye.

Made me laugh. I've spent most of the week laughing hysterically in disbelief tbf, a new class signing every day and keeping Colo too? FFS, where's the kick in the bollocks coming from? I'm looking everywhere and I can't see it yet. And I've got this funny feeling the end of the world may not be nigh. What is that called? I'm so confused.

Sad to see he's lost his grip As soon as anyone says "there's no doubt about that" it immediately means to me that there very much is, but they think you're too stupid to think for yourself and will be cowed by their power. He's always been a bullying arsehole like, but somehow it seems that making millions for all your mates excuses that character flaw. Go figure. Not sure how his reign will end, but it won't be pretty.

When I first tiptoed into this place, without an idea what it was, I was like "wow, most of this is pretty cool. There are a lot of smart and funny people. And some idiots, but that's the human race for you. I think I like it." Could've been so much worse, I could've been born a mackem. If I'd gone into that place I'd've thought "Oh, fuck the internet, they're all fucking mental." And locked my doors. Mind I would've been as bitter and jealous as them so I probably wouldn't have noticed anything wrong

I thought I was joking.

There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. There definitely is. I read it on the internet. Really?

There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. There definitely is. I read it on the internet.

No. Need to win final. Always amazes me people still need to be told this, the losers of the League Cup never get into Europe. For some reason this does my nut in. They used to I think, chaned around 06-ish maybe Which is long enough for people to know by now surely ? I don't think the losing finalists have ever got a European place. Didn't even get into Europe until it got changed in the 90's. Looks like 1965 actually. Blimey. I did not know that.

No. Need to win final. Always amazes me people still need to be told this, the losers of the League Cup never get into Europe. For some reason this does my nut in. They used to I think, chaned around 06-ish maybe Which is long enough for people to know by now surely ? I don't think the losing finalists have ever got a European place.

Ah knaa, ah telt ah. She wasn't having it, like. I showed her pictures and everything. This is Diego Maradona. This is Mirandinha. "The first one." No, ma, it's the second one. "That one off the TV. That was him." No it fucking wasn't! Are you really in charge of a hospital? Fucking hell. If you or your wife had a child between about 1970 and 1991 at Princess Mary you would have had excellent care and zero facial recognition from my mam. Ffs. She was totally convinced it was Maradona.

Me mam was a midwife and swore doon Maradona's missus gave birth on her watch at the Princess Mary. I'm gonna guess that there's a Geordie-born lad with football genius DNA somewhere in Brazil atm and just wants to come home to beat last year's runners-up. On the other hand, wasn't Supermac involved in the transfer in somehow and described him as "Brazil's second best No. 10"? Cba to look it up as usual. Never saw him play. 1987-89 were dole years Fucking Thatcher. Still not dead.

Yep, Keegan came in, and our form improved massively if I remember correctly, wasn't it after the Stoke FA cup game? My point exactly. Everything Moron said was wrong. But the London scribes are busy rewriting history anyway so that we fickle Messiah-hunting Northern idiots are proved to be cloth-cap-wearing whippet-owning crybabies who DEMAND to win the universe right now. They can f*** right off imo. Merson isn't a fuckwit because he's from London. He's a fuckwit because he's a fuckwit. The most prominent Newcastle-baiting Messiah talk was from Aston Villa fans, who are also not from London. Not that many (most?) sports journalists aren't fuckwits, but don't blame it all on London. Sorry, London. All the London-based London-centric Londoners who dominate the media and hate us for geographic reasons now have a free pass to tell lies. Is that OK? I do agree that Merson is a fuckwit btw. I would say that if he was family and I'm pretty sure he would go along with it. I do, however, disagree that the Villa fans were at the fore of the Messiah-baiting frenzy. They're not that bright, Brummie apart. Sky orchestrated that, the utter cunts, and continue to do so, along with the dreadful redtops, and everybody with no brain, or no thinking (which is most people) went along with it. They can still fuck off, like.

Yep, Keegan came in, and our form improved massively if I remember correctly, wasn't it after the Stoke FA cup game? My point exactly. Everything Moron said was wrong. But the London scribes are busy rewriting history anyway so that we fickle Messiah-hunting Northern idiots are proved to be cloth-cap-wearing whippet-owning crybabies who DEMAND to win the universe right now. They can fuck right off imo.

Garry Tossing Birtles co-commentating again If I wanted a whining old woman's opinion I've got one on tap. She's watching Close Encounters atm but is pleased we're winning fwiw. And modern-day footballers are a bunch of fannies, not like in her day when men were men and women told them what to do. Apparently. I'll have a post-match word.

On the subject of Soccer Saturday, Paul Moron has just said that if Big Fat Sam had stayed we wouldn't have been relegated that season. He's completely correct except for everything he said, of course. Wtf is it with this rewriting of history business? It does my head in. We were all there ffs, why do they think we can't remember? JFC.

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