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The classic ‘by the end of the year’. Which of course will drag on throughout January.

Yeah. I cringe every time I hear it. I mean, it’s not difficult. Almost as bad as Chris Houghton.

I don’t think he’s as calculated or as oily as Pardew. I think he’s just an idiot. Both are equally inept though.

Pardew 2.0

Good effort, me too. I actually bet on the draw pre match But then put on an in play on an Ayoze hattrick. Small victories.

Hadn’t realised they were away from home too!

Wtf?

4-0 first half. Oof

Love a bit of Deepak me Canny on crumpets, struggle to spread it on stotties Anchor

Love a bit of Deepak me

Taking credit for other people’s work now too. Nice.

Would be a good signing for them. Reckon they’ll have competition though.

Martin O’Neil?

Definitely didn’t flick the V’s. Nope. Just a mannerism.

Mmmmmm... you can almost smell the sell on value.

Mitro hattrick now

What a 2nd goal from Oxlade-Chamberlain. A beaut.

Hopefully someone will get sent back in time to ensure Ashley sells to prevent the collapse of civilisation

Humans will be pure energy and the ground will still be silent.

I’ll be uploaded into my seat as I’ll be existing as pure data

Yep! Hopefully, he’s sounding out some mega-rich chap in China about our potential! That’s what I’ve been hoping too.

Chi is mint. Really fortunate to have her.

Yep.