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Am I having a stroke or is this actually happening?

El caca del toro imo

I just can't bring myself to believe it.

Nice one lads.

Keegan after fat Sam. Could not have been more delighted. I thought I had actually got Ashley all wrong. Yep, Keegan. And I'd have him back again in a heartbeat.

I know, it doesn't make any sense. He could deliver that and still make money out of the club at the same time and also it would keep the fans happy. It's so obvious that I'm convinced he purposefully doesn't do it because he enjoys making us suffer.

That's just it though. It's not a football club, it's an advertising arm of his business.

If they sack McClaren I'm fully expecting an underwhelming replacement. It's what they do. I'm scared about who they are going to get in. I'd genuinely take Sir Bobby via Derek Acorah over most of the names suggested so far.

He shoulda stuck to Whitesnake!

More please

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/Dinomasic/B8Icw6q_zpsdivtswue.gif This melt and others like Ian Wright and Paul Merson should be manacled to a chair and forced to watch 48 hours straight of Pardball with their eyes wired open until they learn the truth.

Canny funny considering their constant backing of Pardew. Both of them can get f***ed, I've heard Lowes call NUFC fans pathetic first hand, he's a total bellend even if he is right on this one. Exactly. They never criticised Pardew the pair of plums.

Perez has been woeful today. Not the only one obviously but he looks totally jaded.

McClaren must walk now, surely.

Game and season over

Not sure he was. Think some were booing taking him off.

Nice one Tayls

Think he got one in pre-season once

What the frig is Rivière doing on the pitch. McClaren in pure panic mode.

Oh joy. As if we needed another reason to slit our wrists.

Team Cat AIDS

What a cracker!

Yeah, great reflexes. Blob would still be on his way down if it was him. Looked impossible to get down so quick He'd be there if it was a pizza.

Yeah, great reflexes.