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I see the club as Mike Ashley's Sports Direct Utd these days not the Newcastle of old. It's just a vehicle for him and he occupies our club much like the larvae of a parasitic wasp occupies its host. We're no longer here to compete beyond staying in the Premier League so it's no wonder the mentality is all wrong.

Is Lee Ryder even allowed out?

Thanks for this. Took DNB at 13/8. I take it Betis won? Gutted I didn't see this until now.

This is already my favourite ever thread

What.The Fuck?

It's about Pardew for me, not Sunderland. So no, I will not be cheering if Sunderland score against us.

If this was currently a normal football club then yes. But it isn't and Pardew made a lot of us hate watching our own team and then have to put up with his lies. The crazy part is you not understanding that.

I really hate this pecker

Staying up last season has proved, as predicted by many, to be an absolute f***ing disaster, so forgive me if I'm not in the slightest bit arsed whether we go down or not. And what will going down achieve? Would we even get back up, or sink even further down the pyramid? I think Leicester have proven that a team who scrape past relegation one season could be a completely different team the year after. Ashley wont sell whether we are here, in the Championship or League 2. Why not?

I'd say it's more that Ashley shat in that hat and you were forced to throw it away rather than you lost it.

I'd be honoured etc etc

What odds was that?

Gone Barca to win 2-1 in play

Hopefully his old club will give him a proper stuffing.

Pardew continues to troll me, even through the medium of betting.

The commentary That must be a bugger of a language to learn. Also, pretty sure he kept calling Shelvey 'Voldemort'

I cant find anything either and you have to be in Norway to watch the on the TV2 Sportskanalen website.

They're either trying to wind you up or you're the manager at Scope.

What an absolute btts score disaster

It'll be Redknapp or Curbishley. None of the above, It'll be Joe f***ing Kinnear. Happend before! Or Lawrie Sanchez.

I don't know how you held out for so long. As soon as Cavani scored, my hoop was twitching every time the ball went out of midfield towards either goal!

Arse

Had psg to win 2-1 but the tension is too much so I've cashed out at £283. Nerves are shot!

Redknapp's a spent force now imo. That trial did for him as did not getting the England job. I just don't think his heart is in it any more and I can't see him having the will for the fight to keep us up. That and the fact that I can't stand him as a person makes me want him nowhere near us.

Also, Black and Schoenmaker don't see eye to eye apparently. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3346547/Under-fire-Newcastle-boss-Steve-McClaren-facing-new-battle-backroom-staff-clash.html