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I don't think we'll get either. Remy won't want to take the wage cut necessary and Berahino reportedly wants to go to Tottenham.

Home game to come. Alta, who is that player in your profile pic? He/ she appears to have breasts. [emoji38]It's the toon's only--as yet acknowledged--transginger player; we were very progressive in 1990... not really (on both counts). Though you're right he does look like he's got tits, weird tits, but tits none-the-less! It's actually Billy Askew, nee offence Billy (on slim chance the shocking news reaches you...) but he personifies my personal low point supporting Newcastle: unexpected defeat in play-off game at SJH to those from the dark place. Had my young hopes (on full deluded-tilt) set on tricky-winger-type local-lad to turn them inside out ... oh...well...it wasn't good...and it didn't end well. Transginger Never heard of him but thanks for the info. Thought he might have been Colback's dad. He made Colback look like a 1970 Beckenbauer. You're fortunate not to have seen him. Was this Ossie Ardiles era?

Home game to come. Alta, who is that player in your profile pic? He/ she appears to have breasts. It's the toon's only--as yet acknowledged--transginger player; we were very progressive in 1990... not really (on both counts). Though you're right he does look like he's got tits, weird tits, but tits none-the-less! It's actually Billy Askew, nee offence Billy (on slim chance the shocking news reaches you...) but he personifies my personal low point supporting Newcastle: unexpected defeat in play-off game at SJH to those from the dark place. Had my young hopes (on full deluded-tilt) set on tricky-winger-type local-lad to turn them inside out ... oh...well...it wasn't good...and it didn't end well. Transginger Never heard of him but thanks for the info. Thought he might have been Colback's dad.

Home game to come. Alta, who is that player in your profile pic? He/ she appears to have breasts.

Bye Moke. Thanks for all the laughs.

Christ, I hear enough shit like this at work. Please don't infect the forum with it too.

Entrenching that winning culture....

View robdave2k's Profile robdave2k Online Flag Corby Today 4.59pm Send a Private Message to robdave2k Add robdave2k as a friend You have to feel for Zaha as without a foil on the other wing he's got no one to draw players away, Jury is certainly out on Pardew's ability to sign a player. Wickham had to keep coming deep for the ball, and it's all well and good having Cabaye but if you haven't got the players around him it doesn't matter. McCarthy - added nothing to the team Mutch - added nothing to the team Wickham - adds to the team but nothing more than Murray was. Sako - the black Marco Reich. The balance and setup just isn't right. We're not gritty or free flowing anymore. Under Pulis you could see the plan at least, not sure what it is now except wait for Bolasie. Pardew took the plaudits when things write going well, up to him to turn it round now. Edit - From Holmesdale.net

Suck it up Pardew, you clown.

I wonder what the next 'Dear Cunts' email is going to say after this.

We're of the blocks like a whippet again I see.

Done

But he is so obviously an utter hoop

Why doesn't everyone think he's a ****?

Bendtner ffs. This guy I'm absolutely loving this. I can almost hear the penny beginning to drop among the Palace fans.

brilliant

I hope Mike Ashley goes round his house, changes all the furniture and fittings to cheap tat, digs a massive borehole in his front garden and refuses to leave until he 'wins summink'.

I hope he can only get a GPRS signal on his phone when he's bored at work.

I hope he runs out of petrol on the A1 and hitches a lift off Dr Harold Shipman

One thread closer to his ultimate downfall

In my day, 12 was a subs number.

Talking of which. Palace are 1 up at Southampton.

It would be the equivalent almost of an Ameobi signing for Sunderland in 2040 and scoring a few against us. I could see that actually happening

Hopefully he'll try to headbutt another media favourite (Klopp? Is he even a favourite?) and they'll turn on him.