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The Bishop has obviously told him to try a different forum. Someone responded to him with this gem. 'Listen, son. You're a c***. A grade A c***. Ashleyout.com was launched less than two weeks ago and in that time has helped organise a boycott of approximately 10,000 fans. When was the last time that happened? But that isn't what makes you a c***. No. You're a c*** because you wanted it to fail. You'd rather be proven right to a bunch of strangers on the Internet than see the campaign achieve any success. You rushed on here so quickly to claim victory that you didn't even know what the score was. The fellas over on NO had the right idea. And that is what makes you a c***. Or a mackem. Same difference.' Magical.

The Bishop has obviously told him to try a different forum.

It's been here before. Obertan was the advance party.

I've got a feeling the ones he think aren't good enough include Abeid rather than, say, Ryan Taylor.

Stifler, Minister for Propaganda and Enlightenment.

That can't be right. You can't dictate when a customer turns up or not.

Carver is clueless man! It's just embarrassing.

Carver blaming the players now saying they are probably not good enough. Needs 2 strikers on the pitch from now on 'cos you win games by scoring goals'

He also said he couldn't understand why Ashley wanted to own the club if it's boring to watch and he doesn't want to win anything. I was praying for him to take his argument to the obvious conclusion and make the connection that the club is just a cash cow for Ashley but he didn't do it.

But he still didn't draw the right conclusion. He said he couldn't understand why Ashley wanted to own the club if he didn't want to win things and be excited. He failed to say that it's because Ashley wants to milk the club and use it for free advertising.

I'll be interested to see just how many keep it up though, this needs to be an ongoing thing - I'm betting everyone will be back to watching the match in the ground for the next home game. It definitely needs to be an ongoing thing. I just cannot fathom why anyone would want to go and watch that shite and line fatboy's pockets while they are at it. Watch it at home if you have to but going along is just being an enabler for Jabba and his abuse of this club.

Phase 1 of the operation was a success I'd say. Plenty of empty seats, plenty of coverage and the usual surrender from Carver and the boys.

Now all the sheep leave. I really can't fathom why they couldn't miss one match.

Are Jabba and Tom Thumb there today?

He wants Ashley out too.

I want to see him cry on the touchline after a 4-0 humping off San Marino.

He's clearly started tinkering hasn't he. Fantastic stuff.

Ha. Not a chance. Unless he enjoys being paid peanuts and told when to lose.

Yeah, maybe looked a bit rusty at times but he grew as the match went on. Had some great touches and good vision. Needs a run of games and a confidence boost that doesn't involve getting subbed or made a scapegoat by fraudulent head coaches.

Why not? He's a massive bell. I've never really taken much notice of him. What a chopper.

That can't be the real Mark Bright, surely? Can't wait to ram it down these cunts throats when he inevitably fails again. I pray he gets the England job so he gets enough rope to hang himself.

It seems it's not just the playing staff that got Pardewed.

Absolute rectangle tbh

He's been gone a couple of months and the revisionism is starting already. Ridiculous.

Had my arse absolutely spanked today. What a total horrorshow.