LV

I just want for once to see us dominate a match, look comfortable and win.

Saylor didn't cope weel with that one.

Should have been a red. F*ck off.

Harsh.

Shoot!

oh christ no Tayls!

It's coming

well that should have been a goal

Pards has clearly seen Cabaye's stubble and thought 'I want a bit of that'.

Totally agree with this.

Average half

Tiote was captain in the last match when Cabaye went off

Cabaye off

So impressed with Yanga-Mbiwa since we bought him. So calm on the ball.

Stop telling Tiote to shoot....

Taylor needs an England call up. Ferdinand ffs.

Saylor! Immense.

I totally forgot we need to score tonight. We could do with sorting that out in the first half.

I think he's been pretty good today.

I'm normally a big fan of his but Cisse has had a shocker today.

We need to beat these rock-apes.

Saylor winding up the keeper after the goal...

European hangover etc etc

Was just going to post this! Get rid.....

Had a shocker on Betfair. Put money on Cisse- Newcastle Wincast and Sissoko-Newcastle Wincast expecting it meant score anytime (like Paddypower) but turns out Betfair Wincast is a first scorer thing. So basically, their scorecast and wincast rules are exactly the same. I feel a bit cheated but should have checked I suppose. Fuck's sake.