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Hmmm...replay of the replay looks like it's in!

Hmmm.. after that replay,maybe it wasn't.

That was fkin in!!!!!

Who was that who let O'Brien cross that in then? Just stood there and watched...

At least our next game isn't against a team containing ex-players with a point to prove. Oh, wait....

We're doomed. The teams below us are all capable of winning games. I cant see us scoring a goal in the next three, let alone winning any. QPR will be a team transformed now the pressure of relegation has gone and Shola wont be scoring a late goal at their place.

Jesus fucking christ

They were. We were more shit.

I wonder where Twitchy's Circus will roll into next? I cant imagine it being us - too far norf, Sandra wouldn't like it and not enough money in the kitty for nice little earners, i mean transfers.

I don't know why anyone is laughing at him - he won't give a shit. Just like he didn't give a shit about taking Southampton and Portsmouth down. The gibbering, saggy-faced tit.

Hang on, he wants to rely on people who got us relegated to avoid us getting relegated? Absolute genius. I'll fetch me cyanide pills...

Pardew is def going to blame the players for this. I cant omagine him taking any responsibility for this abortion of a performance.

Jordan Henderson scores 2 and Fabio Borini actually scores a goal. Give Pardew a revolver now....

Mint start this.

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say? Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay. Tbf, I think you were one of those who had doubts even when we were doing well last season. I was, but it was the football style then I'm a hater of long ball/hoofball, for me that's the football of a lazy manager, a percentage manager who isn't good enough to get his team to pass the ball. I actually unlike some, don't mind Pardew the bloke but the football, oh god. Its so poor that it beggars belief and if i do blow my own trumpet, tis i that came up with Set Penises Those set penises are a sacking offence alone IMO. Nothing showcases Pardew's lack of imagination more clearly than our impotent corners. It's not just Pardew though is it. What do Steve Stone, Carver and the like actually do in training? It feels like we run the coaching side on a shoestring - I'm pretty sure other clubs have a larger number of staff in the coaching department. As far as I can see it's just Pardew, Carver, Steve Stone and Woodman. Not sure if that's enough coaching talent for a Premier league team. How much budget do Southampton or Swansea allocate to their coaching staff? If you get a man with clear ideas on how he wants to set a team up then I'm sure he can find staff to help implement it. Carver and Stone are there because they are geordies and get Pardew local brownie points more than for their technical know how IMO. Agreed. Which is worrying. So which one is the actual coach then? A coach who can nurture and develop international-class players such as Ben Arfa and Cabaye. I dont think I see one anywhere at the club.

If they're still defending him after losing 3-0 at home to Sunderland with Di Canio preening like a peacock then what's left to say? Aye, thing is i'm not saying this after losing to Sunderland, as emotive as that is. I just can't believe they have watched us this whole season and think he deserves to stay. Tbf, I think you were one of those who had doubts even when we were doing well last season. I was, but it was the football style then I'm a hater of long ball/hoofball, for me that's the football of a lazy manager, a percentage manager who isn't good enough to get his team to pass the ball. I actually unlike some, don't mind Pardew the bloke but the football, oh god. Its so poor that it beggars belief and if i do blow my own trumpet, tis i that came up with Set Penises Those set penises are a sacking offence alone IMO. Nothing showcases Pardew's lack of imagination more clearly than our impotent corners. It's not just Pardew though is it. What do Steve Stone, Carver and the like actually do in training? It feels like we run the coaching side on a shoestring - I'm pretty sure other clubs have a larger number of staff in the coaching department. As far as I can see it's just Pardew, Carver, Steve Stone and Woodman. Not sure if that's enough coaching talent for a Premier league team.

Need to be taking these chances. Good save though...

How do I get on this Rich? Tried following the link bet cant see 4/1 odds for this match anywhere... Ignore that. Just re-read it and it's for new account holders.

How do I get on this Rich? Tried following the link bet cant see 4/1 odds for this match anywhere...

Please dont get injured between now and Sunday.

Have always rated him and was gutted about his dip in form and that he was getting slated but he has definitely put a shift in these last few games.

This isn't 100% fear, NUFC also lost time in Estádio da Luz. But you guys are in pieces, and I am truly sorry for you because you're such a great bunch of people. I am really sorry you guys are out, I just hope everyone still gets along after this because I am not planning to leave. For my side, the best part of the 1/4 finals was to meet all of you Nowt against the fans Jotenko. The players you have are an utter disgrace, namely Perez and that fuckwit of a goalkeeper. Believe me, your team plays good enough football to do without all the cheating. It would be understandable at least if your team was s***, but it isn't. It's f***ing embarrassing. It would be the same thing if you played Porto. Or Sporting. Or Braga. Or.. or... or... It's a matter of culture. No doubt yours is better. But things are what they are. However, if you want to have a fair discussion, you'll have to admit that NUFC also lost some time at Lisbon. A completely fair point.

You leave creative players on the bench when you need to win at home. That's asking for trouble. Mind you, their left back looked an absolute demon. I dont remember seeing him once ffs.

Just blow the whistle ref you utter bellend

....who isn't a defender. Where were the centre backs?