LV

Cabaye?? Wtf??!

Well there you go Pardew. You reap what you saw you negative clown.

Pardew was at Blackpool tonight. Someone needs to tell him that Marlon Harewood has moved on...

Dear Alan/Mike/Dekka Forget the sideshows - sign a bloody central defender!!! Utter clowns.

Is that another Kasper special?

This is the part i dont understand either. Surely we could just loan him to San Lorenzo until her illness is resolved and then get him back.

Horrorshow

End this

Oh dear

Santon playing well today.

F*ck me, pardew has made a sensible substitution.

We have absolutely no movement offthe ball when we have possession.

His cat is going to get a proper kicking when he gets home.

He has pain in his life. He's been hurt.

That little ray of sunshine is Gary Birtles.

Best corner ever

I see Birtles is as full of joy at the world as usual.

This is........ this just isn't even funny.

Williamson is not even up to Championship standard. If we're going to play a sub-standard defender we may as well play Streete or recall Good and at least give them experience.

Bet now Kammy!

I'm going to ragequit on this match any minute now. It's no good for my blood pressure...

Which is fine if you want to forget the negative effect this abject performance will have on the future morale of the players - and us supporters. It all has an affect on future results. I think we should have gone for the win - only Bigi looks like he cares.

Marv will get chopped in half by this lot. I'm not sure it's worth it...

Does this commentator know who any of our players are?!