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I get in early from work to watch the match buildup on ESPN........ and they are talking about Liverpool. Again.

I think the Ukrainian mafiya have had a word with that linesman. Ridiculous.

Patrick Van Aanholt for me like.

Now wish I'd stuck more than a quid on this.

Arsenal v Liverpool Norwich v Tottenham El Classico All 3 to draw (in normal time) at 50/1 on Paddy Power.

It's in the 'What if....?' section of the Foootball section.

Alan Pardew, shake your head. Substitutions should be decided by N-O vote from now on.

No way we'll hold on for 5 mins.

Seriously Pardew, what the hell are you doing? It's like watching a Gibbon play with an expensive train set this.

Jonas is fucked, so he brings off Gouffran. Brilliant.

Jonas is spent. Needs replacing. But with who? No marv, no obertan.

Christ no. No. No.

We need to keep the ball. We're panicking because they are coming at us at pace.

Ffs

Timmy!

Just wow.

We look like we've got 18 men on the pitch.

Get in!!! Dat pass by Sissoko!

Sissoko is so positive. Always driving at goal.

Like the look of the new boys already.

Is Gouffran wide left?

This It's Bent I'm worried about.

0 minutes. Moke Wolliamson - 93 mins

I cant see them sacking him and if they do they will get someone cheap in. Someone like Curbishley. It's probably worth a gamble!

I'm going to be sick when Pardew inevitably blames everyone but himself for this defeat.