LV

Have they dubbed on the crowd noise??

Pardew will have some selection problems if everyone's fit now. Anita seems to get used to the pace, Marveaux seems to be at full fitness now, HBA has to be played that goes without saying. Jonas, still is a very important player so it's gonna be interesting. If Jonas remains a 'very important player' in Pardew's eyes much longer I'll hold my hands up and admit he should be sacked. Depends on the opponent imo. If we're playing away against a very good team, he'll always be a very important player. How? He's only going to get worse from the useless level he's at now. He's done. I just dont get this Jonas hate. Agreed, his form is a bit rubbish lately but he is absolutely not the shite player some of you are painting him as.

I'm not gonna lie. That Bigi goal almost brought a tear to my eye...

Tulisa seems to be having a positive effect on Simpson's form. Extra coaching sessions perhaps....

And play who? Me, Stevie Wonder, Anyone tbh

That's it. Willo needs to be put out of his misery and turned into dog food. He offers nothing to us...

Fuck me sideways

These new corners are better

Welcome back Papiss

If you've never been, it's worth a visit just to gape in wonder at it. It's the closest you'll get to experiencing the dark ages first hand. Seriously.

'If he was a Geordie and not a Londoner they wouldnt be asking for his head. I lived up there for 3 years and they hate outsiders.' This one had me in stitches. I lived in stoke for almost 10 years and most of them hate people from other areas of Stoke let alone people from other cities. The whole place needs carpet bombing, concreted over, set on fire and then carpet bombing again for good measure.

All he needs is a brolly...

Cisse and Ba never seem to talk to each other

We cant pass, tackle, shoot, take a decent set piece, cross or keep the ball. Abysmal.

I fear Tiote could have one of his 'special moments' in this match if they are still all over us in the second half...

I just dont understand how or even why we have coached the class out of what was just 7 or 8 months a good team.

That should have been 1-0. Awful from us.

I just wish he would admit we were shite instead of this bullshit

Pardew blaming injuries for our lack of attacking flair.

Le Tissier as he is now would still have a field day against us.

I was thinking that last night as I watched Juventus play. It's a different world......

This is absolutely dire. If Pardew thinks this is satisfactory then he is deluded.

At least Mehdi looks up for it

ha - that was totally deserved

Looked like a cross but he almost catched the keeper out.