LV

So many jokes..

Hell’s bells

USA gonna have to score early 2nd half. Really hope they do

Good hit Weah

There’s nee bacon there mind

One touch passing undid the press

Absolutely this.

Source?

Should have scored

He’s on And getting some massive plaudits from the commentators.

Surely Bruno gets on second half

Or maybe not!

At least Schär has got a run out tonight

Bruno would have scored two by now

Tit

‘Newcastle may be going through a five-and-a-half-week period without a competitive fixture, but the club has not been on pause. There has been meticulous planning at all levels, with the aim of affording Newcastle’s first team the best chance of resuming in the rich form in which they signed off.’

Ta! Good article. Still have to pinch myself that we are doing all this stuff and appointing great people.

Source?

They’ve said moving from St James’s would be like ripping the soul out of the club. We’re not gonna move and I’m really glad about that.

It’s possible it’s some new clause/ contract thing has automatically kicked in because he’s made an appearance at a World Cup. Who knows but whatever, if it’s true then I trust the club to be doing the right thing.

All seems a bit too obvious this. Why is what Coady said ‘naughty’? Unless he just means because they are all together at the World Cup and they are supposed to all be on the same side.

Sleeves rolled up higher

Absolute gash

Bruce has eaten Southgate and is wearing his skin

Kane may as well call himself a midfielder these days