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Not sure about Joelinton’s new boot-changing celebration mind

Maybe they’ve both been promised a start in the next game back home

Bellingham is off to Liverpool isn’t he?

No Targett?? Even as sub

Yep he said ‘Nice top, Shaka’

Top reference, sehr gut.

I’ll be honoured to see him flop at Real Madrid

A thousand apologies if Giggs

Injured?

It’s likely another simple explanation. That Keys is just a cunt.

I heard it as Wanky Chan and had to do a double take

She’s really annoying with it too

No Ben White and Sterling returned home. Wilson just has a minor injury and didn’t train

19 years old. Amazing

Channew 3

Glad Mount isn’t playing. Waste of space.

Get in the sea

That’ll end really well

His touch to bring the ball down for the shot looked really good

That was wonderful. One thing I took from it was that Lascelles has actually scored some really important goals for us since Eddie has been here

Yep, it’s a pretty small minority who want to move in my experience

How did they leave him unmarked for that long

Ahhh shit

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