LV

At least Foden might be playing

I don’t think Rice is *that* good. Think we could do better from abroad and for cheaper.

Is that per year??

I accidentally stood on John Lyall’s foot once. True story.

Get tae fuck

‘It’s called Soccer’

Had some gifs ready??

He clearly wasn’t fit last night. Should have come off early.

Looked like a broken arm to me

Wouldn’t want him. He’s gash.

Bruno on yet?

He’ll be laughing on the other side of his shit ‘Saddam at the fall of Baghdad’ beard when we finish above Man U

Not sure I like the sound of him giving me a ‘Dicke Knuffelhaefe’ mind. Sounds painful

That Joao Felix is a whinging, diving little runt

Didn’t realise Chris Hughton was in the Ghana setup

You know it would be done in a couple of weeks

Yeah that’s what I remember too

Hopefully just enough to buy them but not enough to then do anything with them

Thought Dubai were brassic compared to Abu Dhabi

Don’t you think if our owners were all about marquee/ vanity signings they would already have done something like this in Jan or over the summer? There is literally no evidence that we need to worry about this kind of thing and plenty of evidence pointing to us buying the right players, in the right way and for the right price. And with Eddie’s involvement.

He’s just on his own training plan. There’s nowt worrying about it. None of the others who played trained today either apparently.

That’s his whole ‘thing’ tbh

Feel for that keeper And the poor defender obvs

Referees by their very nature are generally fun vacuums as people so letting them decide every minute infringement with the benefit of technology is never going to end well. Computer says no

Especially when sunbathing