Jack Flash

Are 8 out of the next 10 games on ITV? http://www.live-footballontv.com/

NOW it's a horu.

KK basically joined us for a challenge because he was bored. Shearer might do the same at some point.

If he wanted to be a manager he'd be one now, or at least would've had a decent stab at it at some point in the last 8 years. Saying that, Keegan stayed away from it for years before he came back too so fingers crossed.

It's probably not futuristic.

Do it, Rick. He'll get 4 goals imo.

http://i.imgur.com/Y9tfby4.gif

He's back to phoning up journalists and offering quotes again because his ego hasn't been fed for a while.

eh?

http://i.imgur.com/Y9tfby4.gif AND ANOTHER!

http://i.imgur.com/Y9tfby4.gif

How many players have scored 20 goals for us in the PL? Just Shearer, Cole, Ferdinand and Beardsley?

He's only in there to "be busy" which is basically "make up the numbers". 20 years ago he'd be classed as a nothing player but now he's an automatic starter for his country. He's there to make up for the fact Gerrard can't run, he's essential IMO. Such a crap reason to start someone consistently at the World Cup He doesn't offer anything. He doesn't help the defence, we don't control the midfield and he can't attack.

He's only in there to "be busy" which is basically "make up the numbers". 20 years ago he'd be classed as a nothing player but now he's an automatic starter for his country.

Mitroglu hat-trick is 200/1.

Subbed Mitroglu in for Dzeko and captained him

It's a cliché but Rooney doesn't pick himself, and if he did it wouldn't be on the wing. It's the manager that's the problem in this case. Same as when Ba would get slagged off on here because Pardew was being an absolute freak and a fucking weirdo.

Forfeit system. Playoffs to be introduced to the PL.

There's too many players in the squad/team who offer nothing tangible but Rooney will be taking most of the flak as he's the easy target.

Still time for 2-2.

Shit goalkeeping.

John Terry would be quite handy now.

http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/awards/man-of-the-match/index.html Not sure what it's based on though.