Jack Flash

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ql4rry4p1qermrvo1_500.jpg According to Dr. Pardew, this is where he's been at fitness wise for the last 6 months. The only club he could pass a medical at is ours so he's going nowhere

Landed on the penalty spot ffs

@BBCSport #womensFAcupfinal chosen due to superior quality of football

Women's match on BBC2. It's already funny.

Michu scored the most headers in the PL this season.

It's all real... http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/TV/FeaturesDetail/0,,10278~3190090,00.html

I've only heard of one of those players

That is fucking unbelievable. I think he meant the extra Sky money.

Part 2 of the season review... Moyes has trouble at man utd 7th/8th best place team at the minute If we stand still we're going backwards because every other club has extra funds Trying to threaten liverpool/everton Our fullbacks attacking have cost us goals Debuchy can get 2 or 3 goals next year Santon has grown as a man Need more dominance at CB You need a 6 foot 4 to head it in in this division Set plays to blame for our low scoring wins Every loaned player could go back out next year Campbell knocking on the door, big year next year Not targeting any particular market this summer CB being targeted due to Colo Already identified who he wants for next season We weren't in for RVP

Fancy summarising? Blamed Europa and injured immediately Injuries Europa league Mistakes at every level of the club Wanted 3 or 4 wins after fulham Best form team in the last 15 games apart from top 6 Last 15 games we was strong Got ourselves in great positions in away games but for whatever reason we couldn't get it over the line PL getting tougher and tougher away from home Been ok at home Less entertainment than last year Injuries Only 1 good striker

To be replaced by what though? What I'm saying is that these ups and downs are just a part of football. And football is just a game which is why some people might want to go an do something else for a while that doesn't depress them.

Cancelled mine today and they just stop all future payments. Don't you have to cancel Jan prior? No. Only took 2 emails to sort it.

Think it'll be Cabaye. He's been told he'd be playing a different role than he has for two years and that the team around him would be playing a style that has been played maybe 6 games since he signed? And we need to offset the money we spent in January. Win-win.

Yep. Time to talk to them in the only language they understand.

Keep at it - you'll get a pity laugh eventually. Knowing that you read every single one, and it bothered you enough to post that, is better than anything I could ever have hoped to achieve. Totally worth it. My money was on Taylor. [^pity laugh because no one else did] He's 30.

Cancelled mine today and they just stop all future payments.

Not entertaining, affordable.

Anything bad that happens now is completely on Ashley's head. The tipping point between it being Pardew's fault and Ashley's fault is today.

I am. He's backing the person who makes our fantastic, wonderful squad look like school kids so I hope he gets what he deserves.

Emailed the box office about cancelling season ticket. Very bittersweet.

Aye. He's so underrated we might be able to snag him if we play by his rules and we'd be mega very quickly. I'll be genuinely furious if he goes to Stoke.

Hard to disagree with the reasoning though. He was massive in those first few games ("assists" at Villa, Tottenham, Metalist and Stoke plus goals vs Chelsea and Southampton).

Martinez deciding his future in the next 24 hours. No formal approach for him.

Ironic!

That might be how he injured it