Lush Vlad

Wait until they’ve scored 4. Then get Burn off top management

Howe’s been out coached by the PE teacher here Worst home performance under Howe I can remember and still plenty of time for it to get worse yet.

Got to change something up. If we keep playing that open, we’ll lose. As they have players that can actually sprint and carry the ball up the pitch. Started quite well I thought. But forced the issue when trying to attack and wasted chances. Then we’ve been lazy and disjointed defending. Considering the opposition. That’s a worryingly shit half from us.

Not really getting any protection from those in front, mind. I’ve lost count of the amount of times one of their players has just carried the ball for 40-50 yards up the pitch unchallenged. We are so slow once you get past our front three.

Midfield non-existent again. Piss poor from Longstaff with that tackle and then the tracking was in slow motion

Game is really open. We’ve been sloppy as fuck and our lack of pace and athleticism in the middle is really showing. Good game. End to end. Gordon has been brilliant.

Bruno’s passing radar broken?

Longy on a hatty ruthless finishing. Fair play. They are leaving us with the whole of their half to attack in behind. If we settled down a bit. We’d be in behind almost every attack

What the fuck is that defending

I wish we’d stop trying to force it. Feel rushed at times. When we have so much time and space it is like a pre-season game at times.

I guess if he was off. They would say he has gone to play the ball/made Romero challenge for it. Fuck knows. They usually make it up as they go along.

Up the Eve. The seagulls can rest until the next home game.

We always get stick for being demanding and the crowd turning toxic. Probably some truth in that, as there is for all clubs. But for quite some time now. No ground has been more unforgiving and hostile towards their own players, than Goodison. I’m sure the Everton seagulls are getting warmed up for a big BOOOOOOOOO.

Finally, we are starting to get some actual options off the bench. Willock hopefully not too far behind. Isak and all, fingers crossed.

I’d have a pressure headache so bad. My brain would actually explode.

Based on nothing at all. I think Barnes will be in the squad tomorrow. Wilson and Isak for the next game.

I didn't watch much of it. But doesn't Dummett mention the darts world championships and how he's been playing a bit more again? Must have been fairly recent.

Nearly a brilliant set of results for us. Still in a great position all of a sudden if we win on Saturday.

Bloody hell. I only caught 10-15 mins. Went 2-1 and then 3-1. Assumed that was game over.

Took me out this proper laughing.

Brentford will be kicking themselves. Missed so many good chances.

He’s a better footballer. He is just rash as fuck with his finishing and Haaland is a goalscoring machine. Bit of a concern if you’re a striker and the weakest part of your game is your finishing

If you’re going to wait for the keeper to move. Just roll it the other side after he has dived. Don’t twat it as hard as you can off the post whilst not looking at the ball

You just knew Brentford would fuck it up after not scoring 2-3 in the first half.

Hope Liverpool batter Chelsea, personally. I dislike Chelsea more than Liverpool and it helps us in the table.