Lush Vlad

Nathan Jones should head back to his mining village. Take the PE teacher job and see if he can bang the fit Geography teacher. Don’t think he’ll be at Southampton much longer.

I’ve not checked to see if it is actually the case. But it always seems like it’s February when the wheels start to come off the Arsenal title/top 4 wagon.

I do and all. Not sure when we will find out about any ban. But the general consensus seems to be at least 6 months. He would be a great signing, for sure.

Spurs getting bummed dry here. Should be 5-1, really.

No. But if they are for betting on football, whether it involves his games or not. Then he is fucked, surely? Judging by what Barton got for similar. Didn’t he get 18 months for about 30 bets that were an issue?

He’s going to be getting a lengthy ban for his 270 betting offences, or whatever it is.

Bentancur injury serious? He’ll be a massive miss for Spurs if he’s out for a while. He’s quality.

Nathan Tella tearing it up in the Championship. You’d think they’ll make that permanent when they get promoted.

I swear Iheanacho was regularly left out the XI for ages. Yet he seems to always score when he plays. Has he had injury problems?

Got 5 Live on whilst out walking the dog. That fucking drum at The Emirates, man. Horrendous.

Geeeeeet up.

Yep. Nailed on. At least the crisp thief has some kind of charisma. Even if he is a bit of a smug, tango coloured creep. Jenas just doesn’t have any redeeming qualities as a presenter or pundit. Certainly not as a commentator!

Betfair, Paddy’s and Skybet are all under one roof now. So could be linked to one of them? I had similar because of getting a Paddy’s account shut years ago. Due to trading for a mate. Only recently brought it in across all of their brands. They only picked up on it when I changed card details. As Apple Pay wasn’t working abroad. Betfair were 6 years late closing that account It’s an absolute farce. Spent ages trying to argue the toss and they wouldn’t have it. Annoying that I lost Betfair Exchange, anyway. Have to use the missus’ account now.

The rise of Jermaine Jenas. To seemingly being on every TV show in the country. Is one of the strangest mysteries in showbiz. I really don’t understand why he is so sought after.

Another game where you think Chelsea might turn the corner and they don’t. Decent for us. Leicester and Palace taking points would be ideal. Then we just need to take care of business later. Enzo is quality. His weight of pass is always spot on.

Was Aguerd the one who was quality at the world cup? But injured his hammy and kept playing on and making it worse? Think he’ll be a loss for West Ham. Looked quality against us and was decent again today.

Up the Spammers.

When we playing Brighton? The day before the final

Yeah. I’m starting to see it like that. Not sure he would ever fit in as a regular starter under Howe. As his attributes and style just don’t seem to fit with what we’re trying to do. Even if he is trying to fit in. He is clearly more than talented enough to start for us. Now and in the future. But at the same time, he is too good to sit on the bench regularly and I doubt he’d be happy with that, if that ended up being the case. Weirdly, he was good tracking back against West Ham and worked hard pressing at times. Just wasn’t particularly effective when closing players down. It also had an impact on his game going forward. As he looked well below his usual standard and lacking the usual explosiveness.

Big Frank gets people every time

So. Basically. These are like. Urrrrmm. The minutes. For urmmmm. The AGM.

Just out of interest. Were we over-performing it earlier in the season? I know Miggy was, massively. Seemed like we scored a fair few worldies and all. So imagine it has flip flopped a bit now. Although I did read we are massively under when it comes to set piece xG. So hopefully we can get a few of them in the net soon.

I’m not on about against us. I even mention how we don’t concede many chances. I am meaning fans in general. It seems like they go back over their games, look at 3 chances and think they should have scored 2 and won the game. Certainly like that on here at times. I’m guilty of it. It’s the same down the pub and all.

Leicester, yeah. That was daft how many we wasted early on. I’ve not gone back through and checked on the individual xG for each chance or anything like that. But I do feel like whenever we have a half decent opening or chance. We look back at it like it was an absolute sitter and it gets worse and worse as a miss. The longer time goes on. Like the Fulham game. The second Wilson chance he should probably score. But he creates it out of nothing. Some of the headers that WE HAVE TO BE DOING BETTER WITH (Hinchcliffe™️) are not necessarily easy chances. Not so much this season against us. Because we don’t let teams create much. But I’m sure other club’s forums are full of fans talking about missed chances and how they should have scored more. Seems a general football fan thing, to me.

Chimes with this. That has just popped up on my Twitter. Probably selective memory from me. But it’s only the Leeds game and Southampton away in the cup. Where it has felt like we have missed loads of decent chances and should have scored a good 2-3. Although I was aware our xG had still been great and we’d been getting plenty of shots off. Until West Ham at the weekend.