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What a plank, should have squared it.

ASM thunderbastard on 64 minutes.

Shelvey. They've got a Moroccan playing for them.

Least it's not coma inducing this week

We should be 2 or 3 up.

Don't edit you cheeky little scamp

3 more years, 3 more years, 3 more years!

Don't let Gayle take it

We're basically getting an entire seasons worth of decisions in one game

Handball!

Or just punch him in the face

Jamaal should give Gayle finishing lessons.

Get in.

Ooo, what a bastard

It's getting a bit hoofy after a good start.

Imagine him in 2023

We're looking better than usual, like.

Gayle is so shit.

How the hell do we not score there?

ARgh, motherfucker

I'll take 'run Shelvey you lazy cunt' throughout.

HTL

Absolutely. Does anyone really give a shit about “shelvey issues rallying call to team mates” You have to think like a Chronicle writer. 'Shelvey issues rallying call to team mates' Next day - '5 things we learned about rallying calls' Next day - 'You decide - Take our Chronicle poll on rallying calls' Next day - 'The readers have spoken - results of our exclusive poll on rallying calls' Next day - 'Did Sir Walter Raleigh issue the first ever rallying call? The answer might surprise you even though his name sounds similar!' Next day - 'Newcastle soundly beaten again' Can get a whole week of work out of that, rinse and repeat for whatever stupid topic flies through Grim Ryder's empty head next.

Make a 'HOPE' banner like the Hatem one and send it along to SJP

Not Cabaye, Lee or Speed? I can't really comment on Lee, I never saw him. I didn't really pay much attention to Speed. Young me saw him as boring next to Solano, Dyer and Robert. ((Actually Solano might be a good shout for a template too)) Cabaye was brilliant, but I loved the way Emre seemed to have ball carrying, passing and a cracking strike on him aswell.