loki679

ASM should be at a better side than us.

I'd say we need to get relegated but we got schooled by League One Oxford and Rochdale. How far down the league do we need to go before we find teams we can play football against?

I've never seen a more anonymous player. You literally forget he's playing.

Hey, look, Bentaleb is playing.

I love the commentators trying to get excited

HTL

Ah, fuck, do we have to?

And i'm still gonna fucking watch it.

the nillest of nil-nils. It'll be an absolute horrorshow of 'football'. A tribunal will be arranged in the Hague to punish all who took part.

If we had him playing off Rondon in the Perez role we might have seen a different player.

Unbelievable https://twitter.com/gordonkelly/status/1230455916379746304?s=21 Solid dismantling by Caulkin in reply. Isn't that Rafa Facts account that chimes in GE off here?

He'll get injured signing it.

Reckon Rafa will be ahead after the Southampton game.

'Let's play'

Wasn't acquitted was he? Thought they found there wasn't enough evidence to convict but the court believed he was guilty so he had to pay compensation.

Forgot about this. I'll have to go pick up some bleach for my eyes afterwards.

Why's he not called Steve?

Joselu was £5m For the money we paid he was alright. OK he was shit at football but...... £5m

Best part of a fakeover is planewatch

Don't watch anything except NUFC these days. PL is stupid with all the hype and the fact it's basically shit, just don't really care anymore, it's only my love for Newcastle that has me interested in English football at all.

He's showing Norwich on the train. In the south east. Saud-east. Saudis. And it's a train. Which begins with a 't', just like 'takeover'. Saudi takeover.

Boo the team, support the regime.

Is it just us?

WHY IS THE CENTRE BACK OUR BEST ATTACKING OPTION?