loki679

Wait until Liverpool are within one game of the title then cancel the season.

Would be hilarious if they got up into the automatic spots and the season got annulled.

It's not so bad, we've got another takeover to look forward to in a few months.

I bet Bruce can leave the toilet in a right mess. I bet the porcelain seat melts like a plastic toy in the oven and the pipes collapse because of all the corrosion from the salt. Whenever I see someone the size of Bruce I often wonder about the state of their shites. I bet a bloke his size more often than not gets the stomach gargles in his gut before pebble-dashing the toilet bowl with his brown liquid filth. I bet he's not had dropped off a solid log in a very long time. So what was your previous username? Covmag maybe?

You should start a thread for your lad, HTT, doesn't feel right it being in here Chuffed for you and your boy, bet you'll have some mixed feelings first time he walks out in a red and white shirt though.

Joelinton doesn't get into those positions I had a lot of time for Gayle for that very reason, he is instinctively a goal scorer, but I don't think he's the player he was. Looks slower and not fully fit, and in truth, never does. I just don't have any faith in him any more, I think he's just winding down his career and picking up a nice wage. Tron, I love your football knowledge, I really do. I watched the full game and Gayle actually made those chances (that he missed). Those chances haven't been happening all season for one simple reason, JOELINTON. It is no coincidence that we looked so much better with a striker who knows what a striker is supposed to do. This is Gayles' probably 3rd start of the season and it's March. The Joelinton lovers have said give him more time. All I ask is give Gayle more game time and we will be fine. Keep Joelinton on the bench or at home (that's how I rate him as a striker). what a cock. No need.

A decent striker at this level scores at least one of those sitters. He's just not good enough at this level.

Signings We'll get a loan or two in due to the summer fakeover, Stevie Bacon will declare himself delighted with the squad until we've lost our first six games when he'll bemoan the lack of quality at his disposal and blame Rafa for not teaching Mike and little egg how to buy players.

No it's been absolutely bonkers out of this universe luck from the jammy twat to have that run where defenders bailed us out with goals so many time followed by shelvey getting the last of the goals out of his system and what's this now just 2 wins in 10, one a fucking glitch in the fucking matrix of hayden scoring a 94th minute header on accident against chelsea ahhaha no bruce is luckier than a delivery truck of rabbit's feet and four leaf clovers being driven on a street paved with horseshoes I was going to comment on the unsustainability of our current 'gameplan' but I think thomas pretty much nailed it.

That'll do. Howay Space Muslims, we're safe enough now.

Willems to Rose is a big downgrade

We scored a goal!

Get the fuck ion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We created some chances! We missed them but it's progress.

Joelinton and ASM switched flanks?

A proper PL striker would have put away at least one of those chances Gayle missed tbf.

Worse, Darlow is coming on.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Looks like Joelinton gone left, ASM right.

Harsh

Dubs dead.

Maybe try Lazaro and Big Joe?

It's been 7, we're getting there.