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Like good players then

Shearer, Speed, Bellamy, Kluivert, Ferdinand, Beardsley, Ginola, Robert, Batty, Lee, Solano. Wish we had Lua-Lua and Ambrose.

They'll pocket even more when they're allowed to sell the club in a year or two.

Bet they only have about a trillion dollars in the bank. See, Ian, may I call you Ian? Good. Well, Ian, you just don't comprehend the complex financial dealings of the super rich. Complex means hard to understand by the way, sorry. They may seem like they have a lot of money but really it's, what's that stuff you common folk put on your hovels? Wallpaper. That's it, wallpaper. It's all wallpaper and while they may have enough wallpaper to paper Mars (that's a planet), unfortunately using that wallpaper to buy things like football players or training grounds or even whole football clubs is a little silly, don't you think? Glad we could have this chat.

Lua-lua had a great career. 1998–2000 Colchester United 61 (15) 2000–2004 Newcastle United 67 (9) 2004 → Portsmouth (loan) 15 (4) 2004–2007 Portsmouth 72 (15) 2007–2008 Olympiacos 21 (5) 2008–2009 Al-Arabi 11 (2) 2009–2010 Olympiacos 17 (6) 2010–2011 Omonia 19 (8) 2011–2012 Blackpool 29 (4) 2012–2014 Karabükspor 42 (13) 2014–2015 Çaykur Rizespor 19 (4) 2015–2016 Akhisar Belediyespor 24 (1) 2016 Şanlıurfaspor 16 (2) 2017–2018 Merit Alsancak Yeşilova 23 (9) 2018–2019 Doğan Türk Birliği 8 (5) 2019 Gìrne Halk Evì 9 (4) 2019– Peterborough Sports 0 (0)

Fellas, hate to break it to you but they were both rubbish.

Darren Ambrose? What's going on here?

Are we talking about the same Lua-Lua?

rgk_lfc is giving Mike a run for his money for best non-NUFC poster.

His price is £10m more than whatever anyone offers.

Aye, sometimes if me dad had a win on the horses he'd even treat us to a £4.15.

Thread title change to 'Stevie Bacon' plz

We've got a lot of scope for expansion mind you Decky. The Chinese still haven't been used. Americans only referenced in passing so they could be resurrected. Venezuela have a lot of money and we could play the "didn't want to sell to Communists" angle. The world is our oyster. Looking forward to 2052 when our takeover by a consortium from Madagascar falls through.

This is where Bruce unleashes the master plan he's been inexplicably sitting on until we're staring at relegation.

Utterly anonymous. A bland, middle of the road, bang average regen. Get Matty in.

The next thing we'll hear is that they're waiting for PL safety to be guaranteed before definitely 100% buying us for real. Save us, Space Muslims, you're our only hope.

He's still getting a bit of a pass from me. He's being played out of position, isolated in this Steve Bruce shambles of a side, you could put any striker in the world up front and they'd struggle. I actually feel a bit sorry for the lad.

Well that's 90 minutes closer to death well spent.

Pitch looks decent.

On the bright side there's only 11 games to go.

Bruce will sort it out at half time

Ah, shit

We may need to invent a new form of maths

ASM should be at a better side than us.