Loki679

Consortium officially withdraw their bid Ashley is resigned to being in charge for another season

He sounds like he's been offered an unnecessary operation on his testicles

This man is fomenting an insurgency. I'm not saying he should be banned, I am a citizen of these boards in good (citation needed) standing.

Basically Rocker is solid and wouldn't be a cunt so anyone calling him a cunt is a cunt.

If he's going to do something to cement his legacy that would be the worst possible choice. It's just so generic. Go back to Newells, go to Italy to take on Ronaldo one last time, go to a lower league club somewhere in need and light the place up. Anything but Man U, PSG or Man City.

Since we're gonna be looking at about 30% possession we'd be taking up a place on the bench in the hope that we get a corner within the 4 minutes that we have the ball.

Fantastic! Spinetingling viewing that. God I wish I could feel so passionate now. I love that man.

fyp

This is a good start for their new company, absolute clownshoes

Man City are irrelevant to this takeover, the test back then was different.

So many fakeovers we literally can't remember who was involved in each one

How long is Willems out for now? Should be back in for him as 1st choice.

It's clearly bacon frazzles.

As big an online presence as Apple. Apple, as in iPhone Apple You have to give them credit for the audacity anyway, they're not making do with any half measures in their bullshitting.

Was just thinking this takeover could do with a bit more crazy.

I quite like him as a player tbh. He gets around the pitch, gets himself into decent positions and got a goal or two in him.

I haven't heard anything about Christian Slater turning the moon into a giant roller hockey themed curry house so that means it's definitely going to happen soon.

I think he’s decent signing for nowt but I’m not sure about his goal threat after reading this! In four seasons with Burnley, Hendrick played 9,039 minutes across 122 Premier League appearances, scoring nine times (at a rate of 0.1 goals per 90 minutes) and assisting on five occasions (0.05 assists per 90 minutes). He averaged just a single shot per 90 minutes, 0.2 of which were on target, created 0.7 chances per game and enjoyed a passing accuracy of 77.7 per cent. Joelinton gets 0.07 goals per 90 minutes.

Also, if you want something to listen to while you're driving, get 'Gibbos Corner' from the Chronicle podcasts. It's like having your granda sat in the car telling you stories

He’s 31 a month after the season starts and never scored more than 7. Which barring Carrolls purple patch before moving to Liverpool and is still better than the rest of our current strike force combined. Totally prepared to be corrected but wasn't it something like Muto 2, Joelinton 2, and Almiron 3? And that's only if you see Almiron as a striker, but i always thought he was more of an attacking midfielder. Wow that's properly grim That aside, he did ok in the post lockdown matches, got a few goals which mattered, but still shouldn't be first choice for any respectable PL side It's not a problem, the defence will keep bagging loads of goals this season so we're grand.

Just in case anyone is like me and likes to listen to podcasts in the car but doesn't have a wifi enabled ipad or whatever I found this swedish site where you can download the pod on the tyne podcast (the apple and other sites don't seem to let you download it). https://podtail.se/sv/podcast/pod-on-the-tyne-a-show-about-newcastle-united/

Did they put two heads together to make him?

Aye, depth doesn't just mean lots of people