loki679

We're glitched, none of our players are moving

Ah fuck

First team to ever achieve negative possession stats.

Would we even notice if they scrapped the cups? It's, what, one or two extra games a year for us

Wiped out? What do you mean, exactly? Was it not paid off as part of the sale? Surely there aren't people out thee wiping out £200M debts? If there are I want a lend of £200M. fyp

Still twats though, fuck em. Mike[/member]

Aye but why can't Joelinton score, neesy?

So for each 90 minute game each game we spend approximately 6:43 with the ball in the oppositions final third

It's the boredom phase. We still hold out hope but as each day passes with nothing happening and we slowly begin to realise it was all bullshit again we gently glide into the phase where we all pretend it's nowt to do with us before moving on to openly mocking the 'mugs' who got all excited (us until a few weeks ago) and select one or two unlucky members who will be forever pilloried for specious reasons through no real fault of their own (not you, Odin).

That's where i'm at.

He is a pretentious twat but he does talk a lot of sense when I hear him on the radio until he gets to talking about us when he morphs into a pound shop Richard Keys. Really hates us for some weird reason.

That Chadwick fella is a shitehawk. Just trying to get his name in the papers.

Newcastle Blyth Spartans Spennymoor Hexham Some scottish club The Kings Arms Sunderland

Was listening to a podcast last night and the bloke reckoned Ashley was waiting for us to win the FA cup this season before he'll sell.

Permapleb?

Please let Joe Kinnear turn up in this circus somewhere

I'm sure normal football clubs aren't like this.

The Reubens are worth about £20bn by themselves

Yes, I work in an bid envirnoment in which parts of the company cant exchange information relating to the bid with people working on the current contract. Aye, so totally irrelevant to this situation unless you possibly think some of Crown Prince bin Salmans lackeys are working at NUFC.

You don't know what 'chinese walls' means, do you?

I sincerely hope you accept 'taking the piss' for your next name change. I suggest 'Fucking cuntbollocks twat'.

He said none of them were good enough to pass it

I'll take Odin's word on this. He's a very trustworthy chap when it comes to takeover things.

Why is it so hard for people on this forum to go watch HBA?

Wtf did I just watch?