Loki679

I heard he likes kebabs.

Fulham can score goals, that gives them an edge on the other teams down there. Having said that, their defence is mince. Reckon the current bottom three will go.

Andy Carroll?

Should start a sweep on it. Cruciate 27 minutes into his debut for me, proper fucked til Xmas.

This is absurd, where's the fucking money gone? By rights we should have over £100m sitting in the bank and yet we're having to take loans against next seasons TV money?

'All looks fine apart from some strange abrasions on the tongue, possibly glass related I'd say'

Would have been broken like a mackem trainee.

Some damned impressive eyebrows right there. Really excited about this lad, has the potential to transform our attack.

He'll never go down with them because he's not as good as them. At least two of those four you mentioned are probably worse people than him too Maradona? He can carry the bellend off. Who's the other? Are you referencing Cronaldo or Brazillian Ronaldo? Cronaldo if that's who you were referring to Nah, real Ronaldo, not the Portuguese lad.

He'll never go down with them because he's not as good as them. At least two of those four you mentioned are probably worse people than him too Maradona? He can carry the bellend off. Who's the other?

He's a nob. He'll never go down with the likes of Messi, Pele, Maradona or Ronaldo because he's a complete cunt.

We're the topic on the Talksport phone in right now. Fucking infuriating some of the shit they come out with.

£3.5m is good money for that division, like. Reckon a lot of the squads down there wouldn't cost that much.

TransferMarket says we lost £3m on him. Did his job to help get us promoted, so i reckon we made far more than we lost. Not that the morons running the club will see that way. Hanley was sound. Did his job, never moaned, helped us get promoted. No problems with him. Aye, same goes for Daryl Murphy. Not the most glamourous signings but they were solid champo players who did a job for us and left on good terms.

Congratulations, you've been successfully Ashleyed. Thought I was walking funny today....

Is it wrong to get so excited about a couple of loan signings?

Aye, that's reasonable. It's a bit different if it's taking the bairns for a day out to see the football, especially if it's their first time or some old fella who's been going for 50+ years. Ashley will be gone someday, we have to keep indoctrinating the little ones so that there's still someone left to perpetuate the misery through further generations and teach them about the death of all hope.

Divvent gan round the back.

It's happened. I finally have no idea what the young people are talking about.

You got a problem with people's avatars, mate?

If we get a replacement (I know) more suited to our style then I wouldn't mind seeing him bugger off. Doesn't seem arsed a lot of the time and his propensity for trying the hollywood ball every time leaves us streched. We look a lot better with Ki in there playing shorter balls, getting more players involved and allowing us to build up play and get reinforcements forward.

Ian W mentioned somewhere in London.

Was just an ego trip for him. As if anyone was interested in or scared by his tactical genius 'Their main plan seems to involve floating it to the back post....'

Arise my socialist brothers!