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We left it until the last day to offer Colback around?

Even FMA wouldn't cash out one of our decent players against the wishes of Rafa with no non-ginger replacement in sight, would he? Hopefully just lazy journalism but it's got all the hallmarks of an Ashley stitch-up.

The last frame is fantastic

You wouldn't be Soopafan then, you'd be sitting in the warm with the rest of the scum.

I have three sheets of construction paper, some 7" balsa wood rods, sellotape and four paper plates, make of that what you will.

Fucking transfer windows are about as much fun as Christmas at Bin Laden's house. Starting to think we should just opt out and save ourselves the inevitable crushing of our hopes and dreams every six months.

How is it possible we don't have any money?

HTL

Utter nonsense. We're apparently the front runnners for the signing of a young brazilian attacker ahead of Barca and Liverpool? Living on planet bullshit. We'll be lucky to get a second choice striker from a championship club.

Luan with an option to buy?

So what's the order, here? Can we sort this out? Elite Top Leading Established Mid-table Lower Struggling Doomed About right?

Would certainly add an unexpected twist to 'Howay the lads'.

Collymore replied and someone posted this back at him

Pretty much all the same then It’s the way it’s said, the loudness it’s said in and the tone. Any Geordie can or should know exactly the context of what howay means when said or used in such ways. It can mean fucking anything Add one to the list, an expression of unfairness (or an appeal for fairness). 'I'll give ya 50 quid for it' 'Ah, howay man....'

So you're 6'2" and you're the tallest person you ever see? Do you work at Lapland? Some top class maths there, fella

You can be the search function then.

I vote wormy be dismantled and used for parts in the new server.

I would assume we would only sell him if we are bringing in this striker rumoured to be valued at £20m. Aye, that's the way we usually work.

It does post, you just don't get the acknowledgement that it's gone through.

Least it's working now. I actually had to consider doing some work this afternoon edit: apart from timing out whenever you make a post

Summer is the real test imo.

You little slut.

In terms of individual quality we're poor, but as a team, our shape, structure and tactics are spot on and we're still creating chances and defending well at the same time. We aren't a terrible team by any means, I think that's harsh. We just need an injection of quality up top and we'll be fine. Rebuild the squad in the summer when Ashley has hopefully f***ed off. That's what I meant, lack of quality. Obviously Rafa makes all the difference but it's a miracle with these players we're not in the bottom 3. I don't even think we'd go down if we signed no one (though it'd be close) just cause of Rafa tbh It's just such a fucking waste though. He's got a championship squad performing alright in the PL, with any kind of half decent backing he could really transform the club and have us flying.

I could see him signing one without the reported resignation penalty. It would give him a bit more leverage not having that clause in play.

Sounds like a dodgy Chinese Garcia knock-off.