I mean, I suppose it's not impossible but howay man
In fact fuck it, I'm on board the Stifler bus, he's gonna get this takeover sorted for us. Gan on Stifler, lad.
She sent him an email in broken English saying she's going to buy the club but needs him to transfer £500 to her account at the bank of Nigeria to get the funds released.
Aye, Liverpool seem to have a disproportionately large following of 'fans' with absolutely no connection to the club though. I'm not talking about forrins, they'll generally have no connection to any English club so if they want to support an English team then it's fair game to pick whichever one they fancy. I'm talking about the contingent of British plastics who 'support' them just because they're good. Theirs seem more vocal / noticeable than the Man U / Man City / Chelsea lot anyway.
Have to admit my hatred towards them has softened a bit since we have a joint love of Rafa. Their plastic fans piss me off though.
'Now joining us on the line is Steve from Hertfordshire, a Liverpool fan'
*Some absolute nobber obviously from nowhere near Liverpool comes on proclaiming how he's Liverpool through and through*
Always came across as a decent man and, although he could get a bit PFM, was always entertaining when I heard him on the radio. Great player, by all accounts a very good coach and a good guy. RIP.