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Reminds me of that movie where Jim Carrey loses the ability to lie.

There's your mistake. They just troll for bites most of the time and generally know fuck all about anything other than their own club and whatever Sky or Talksport have told them to think this week.

Jesus Don't you ever get tired of posting complete bollocks?

Aye. He's still a marginally better poster than you though.

Check the job thread in general chat, anyone unemployed in there must be noncing it up.

Could be worse, Villa first team lost to Villa U21's today

I wanted to fuck kids because I was bored. Best defense ever.

Hans might have been onto something

Adam, you're doing it wrong

So it's between the incredible media backlash they are about to receive and having to watch NFL... If you actually bang them they make you watch baseball. Don't make me Ray Rice you. As if I know what that means

So it's between the incredible media backlash they are about to receive and having to watch NFL... If you actually bang them they make you watch baseball.

That's what he pleased guilty to, basically. So how come they didn't sack him till be pleased guilty? They knew he did it, but were assuming he'd lie and please not guilty? Please?

eh? Aye, you always get a points deduction for digital penetration of a minor. Rule 16 subsection IV of the Football Association paedo handbook.

Fuck, there goes plan B then.

When were 90% of people happy we didn't sign a centre back?

Reckon we'll be Lillestromendous.

They almost certainly knew he was guilty, this is from a legal fella I know......"SAFC would have had copies of the advice from Counsel (Orlando Pownall QC is a big, big cheese in crime) and copies of the prosecution evidence once he was charged. They will have known the content of the whatsapp messages straightaway." They knew and played him to save themselves, which is utterly despicable in my opinion, and you're right, the FA should investigate it. The classy cunts. Would they have all that though? Strictly speaking they're nothing to do with this case, it's a matter between the crown and Johnson.

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The first two, maybe. Benitez? No way. He's managed top/elite clubs and done pretty well, everywhere he's been. Why would he decide to manage a team, that looks odds on to get relegated? Coin, lots of coin. Looking at our previous managerial appointments I don't think there's any way in the world we're likely to get an expensive, foreign, experienced manager of high repute and status. It's literally exactly the opposite of what we've been doing for the last eight years.

I'm at a 2 (60% chance of going down). Might go up to a 4 (45.7%) if we win a couple. If we lose any of our upcoming home games though it'll go straight up to pineapple.

Best not think of the children.

Doumbia or Perez to cover? From what i've heard Doumbia is more of an out and out striker, would be interesting to see if he's any good.

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