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Look on the bright side, lads. Least we're gonna keep the mackems up for another season.

I really hope we've practiced something other than this 442

It's been coming

Switch Townsend and Sissoko

Think he needs to change this, it's not really working

Shelvey's deep and Gini pushing up, leaves us without numbers in the middle when they break

We're getting killed in midfield

STOP FUCKING CLAPPING

Stupid ginger bellend

Not sure about Sissoko on the left like

Fuck off Allardyce you fat mess

HTL

Paid an arm and a leg to get back in time for this. Fucking HOWAY. Haven't felt this confident about a derby in a long while.

What's going on behind the scenes is that Pardew is being Pardew. Custis is either being disingenuous, was in a coma for five years or is as thick as Steven Taylor on mushrooms.

Has anyone in a relegation battle ever tried hiring a top class manager rather than the perennial losers? Could be onto a winner.

He genuinely thinks it should have been him. What a colossal arsehole.

Possibly not the best choice to use a picture of him standing completely static being marked out by a fake person with no arms

There's always Obertan.

Me neither, he played well. Obviously needs a goal but his all round play was pretty good on Monday. His link up play is very good, if he can add a few goals to that he'd be a top class old fashioned centre forward. I think that'll come in time, he needs to develop his instincts in front of goal. Not just the finishing but the movement and anticipation too. He's not there yet and probably shouldn't have the responsibility of leading the line at this stage but that's what we've got and we'll just have to hope Rafa can get a bit more out him quickly. Getting Shearer in to give him some coaching would be interesting, I think he'd benefit massively.

I'd be a lot more confident if Mbemba makes it. Gonna be in a bit of bother if he doesn't and Taylor, Colo and Dummett are all out too, who would we play? Janmaat at centre back?

It'll be Perez he goes for. 'Mitrovic steps up to take the penalty, he looks calm. Perez on the other hand seems to have soiled himself and started crying.'

Piece of piss that like.

Hmm, I wonder if Sissoko lives in Sunderland or M'Vila lives in Newcastle. Wonder if they used Newcastle airport Didn't realise Sissoko lives in Sunder.... oh.

Wasn't too sure about him as a player at first but his attitude seems to be spot on. Comes across as a really down to earth hard working guy.

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