loki679

Definitely, 16 goals in 23 Champions League games. Even this season he's got 6 in 8 Champions League games. Depends on the opposition though. If that's against the likes of PSG or Dortmund it's pretty good. Against nugget utd from wherethefuckistan not so much.

I'm gonna say no

Could?

Doesn't he pass out sometimes too? Not what we need at all IMO. He can room with SdJ

Is it just me or is anyone else getting a strange long forgotten feeling of faint optimism? It's been a while since I remember feeling it so it might just be a dodgy curry playing up but i'm pretty sure it's optimism verging on hope.

Our advertising was recently valued at something like £25m p/a for which we receive the princely sum of fuck all. In fact I recall we actually pay about £800k to SD for the privilege of being associated with such a glamorous brand. Newcastle Utd get nothing from that leech, there's no benefit to us from our unfortunate entanglement with that down market jumble sale pretending to be a business.

Pretty sure this is an English forum that he's on, not a foreign language forum that I'm on. And so you expect perfect grammar and writing? Your time must be full going through all these threads picking up on minor mistakes. Unless you're just being a dick to one person in particular of course. No, you wouldn't be that small and petty, right?

Isn't TCD a forrin? Possibly KI would like to elaborate on the point in that language.

Also, your question is incorrect. Sports Direct do not sponsor NUFC. A sponsorship implies payment.

Asking me for a google account to sign in to do it

Kuqi and Big Shola. Jobs a good un.

I wouldn't move Sissoko, he's got a great partnership going with Janmaat (easily our most productive pairing) and I think he benefits a great deal from the extra space afforded to him out wide. If we shifted him inside then I think he'd be crowded out, he's not that good at working in tight spaces. Not to mention the fact that Wijnaldum has generally been excellent being played in his proper position at no.10 so I also wouldn't want to mess around with that.

Like what? You get to call Mike a cunt once a month? Football section is automatically hidden?

I'm sure he'll be delighted to be leaving the south of france in July to come back to Newcastle where he's been as welcome as a dose of the clap. I think the official term is 'as welcome as a fart in an astronaut suit'

If you were him would you sign an extension? I know I wouldn't. Not only would he get more money as a free agent he'll likely end up somewhere where he'll get game time.

Not that long ago, we'd have had to pay twice that amount for him. His career has gone in fits and starts, and I think we've scooped him up at a good time. I'd be very disappointed in our squad though if he doesn't get mega-stick for being a fan of Pokemon. What? there's no way he was either worth £24m or that any top flight professional club would have paid £24m for him jesus I hope he does well, of course. But if we play him on the left, does that not negate one of his best strengths? Cutting in and occasionally hitting a shot on target? Every Spurs fan I've spoken to said he can't cross a football to save his life. One of the biggest complaints has been that he cuts in and hits it into row Z

I do wonder what would have happened if we'd made him a starter and showed a bit of faith in him like.

Nee way he makes it to 28

I don't think most people are doubting his quality, more expressing their disappointment that we appear to be neglecting other areas that, in their view, are a higher priority than a winger. Personally I think if we play him on the left he'll do well for us and add another dimension to our game but would have preferred to see a CB or striker brought in first.

That floated set piece to Willo at the back post never did work.

Good job dickheads. Bet we're really fired up now. http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/slow_clap_vanderbeek.gif

On that you have my full agreement.

Yes, we all know Ashley is a shit. That wasn't the point at issue. Let me ask you this, do you think we have the 18th best squad in the league and if not, why are they underperforming?

I heard that next week we're gonna boost morale by playing 1970 Brazil.