loki679

Fuck off massive CB Quality CM in the Viera mould Pacey winger x 2 New manager Chili Sauce

The shittest defence in the league and no proven goalscorer in the entire squad and you're still at it, man. Give over. Aye - the game can be this simple. Solid defence + goals = decent team. Crap defence + no goals = crap team. This is us. Or we could try dropping a defensive midfielder and playing a more attacking formation considering we do have some assets in that department like De Jong, Wijnaldum, Perez, Sissoko etc. I agree we should try. But having more defensive responsibilities isn't likely to make the likes of Sissoko or Gini (i'm assuming you want us to try at least one if not both at CM) more dangerous or creative. And it won't help us defend better. We need to do something but nothing screams out as a good balance because the squad doesn't have it. That's where they've played their whole careers until they came here. We bought them on the back of their outstanding performances in the centre and then decide we'd rather play them on the wings. It's stupid.

You can't point to Pardew, McClaren and Carver and say none of them could get it right, it must be the players fault. Two sacked by lower league clubs and one who's not even a manager (although his Microsoft Office skills are impressive). If we'd appointed Pardew plus two good managers and still been shit then maybe you'd have a point but the fact is we've appointed three shit managers and been shit. Big surprise. You don't put Stifler in charge of the oven and then blame the house when it burns down. Lets try appointing a good manager and then see what happens. Must be worth a shot, right?

Well, yes

Terrible news. RIP Pav.

Absolute fucking horseshit. Apart from Cabaye he's signed cheap useless unproven and unable to play in this league fuckwits Perez is useless? He had nowt to do with Perez, it was that weird looking Barry Manalow/ Rod Stewart tribute act thing. Finds and signs one of the most promising talents we've seen at the club for years. Gets dogs abuse. has to take responsibility for the bad ones but can't have it for the good ones, that's how it works I'm talking about the old alien dear in the Rod Stewart mask

Absolute fucking horseshit. Apart from Cabaye he's signed cheap useless unproven and unable to play in this league fuckwits Perez is useless? He had nowt to do with Perez, it was that weird looking Barry Manalow/ Rod Stewart tribute act thing. Finds and signs one of the most promising talents we've seen at the club for years. Gets dogs abuse.

While i'd love to see him get sacked asap it's really not going to happen. He's mates with Carr and on the board so that's 50% of our board who'll be in his corner. Bob will just concur with the others and Charnley is a spineless little lickspittle. It was (another) stupid appointment that we went for because he was cheap, desperate and mates with the head scout. Pathetic way to run a football club.

That 'cross' from Dummett Like one of Luuk de Jongs shots.

Looking at the positives, we did manage a 100% increase in shots on target over the Everton game.

Gonna post this before kick off next game.

Another 90 minutes for bloodless Jack

Feel a bit sorry for Darlow tbh. He's obviously pretty nervous.

Look Steve, subs.

He had his arms around his waist

He's ridiculously limited like. He can trap it and then hoof it or pass it short (requires extra concentration) and that's pretty much it. He's like a player off the early nintendo games where you only had two buttons to control it. He's played a big part in us still having a clean sheet today mind. Some good blocks. Aye, I do think he can do alright defensively, maybe lacks a bit of pace but he's never a fullback as he just has none of the skills required going forward. He should be at CB really if he's going to play, he's generally looked better there anyway imo.

He's ridiculously limited like. He can trap it and then hoof it or pass it short (requires extra concentration) and that's pretty much it. He's like a player off the early nintendo games where you only had two buttons to control it.

That's the problem with playing without real wingers like, Gini could have roasted the full back there and got in an early cross but chose to cut inside instead. We could really use some proper width at least on one side.

Perez, Wijnaldum and Mitro are linking up quite well. Some nice slick passing.

Put him on ignore then.

I think you may have misunderstood, or I may have, but I think all he said was that the lack of maintenance to SJP since Ashley took over is beginning to show physically on SJP. It wasn't a sudden realisition that Ashley is a bit shit I don't think. That's how I read it.

If we want to get the best out of this lad then we need to get some width and start getting crosses into the box for him. He doesn't come across as the type of striker who will make his own chances, he needs service and between our complete lack of creativity in the middle and our playing two naturally central players out wide he's not getting it.

What does seemingly everyone else see that eludes us though?

Wahey! Rare chance to see some weekday football. Reckon we'll get something here, 1-2. Wouldn't mind seeing Perez up top with de Jong playing off him if Mitrovic is injured. Midfield three of Sissoko, Anita and Wijnaldum would be better like but I can't see that happening.

Chelsea relegated would be so funny.