loki679

Should've come here.

He's a grade A arsehole. Fully expecting the c*** to try and jump on screen in the new Krays movie Seen him in the Walls End pub a couple of years ago. Expected him to be a right prick but was surprised to find he's actually a sound lad. Spent about 20 minutes talking about NUFC with him and he was canny crack. Can totally understand why people who've never met him would think otherwise though. This. I understand why people who only see him on tv don't like him, but in person he's sound and a really nice lad. I'm sure Piers Morgan and Russell Brand are decent enough company for a pint or two anarl but if you make a point of being a complete bellend when you're in the public eye then people are going to think you're a complete bellend. They're not wrong either. Attention seeking twat with no discernible talent apart from globbing on to those who might get him a bit of spotlight for his sad pathetic ego.

A lot of fans will hate the attention we get. They think we should be treated like a small, insignificant nothing club (like Sunderland) and it pisses them off that we consistently get big media attention whenever something is happening. Basically if something major goes down at SJP then it'll be headlined on every UK sports network and radio. While they love to laugh at the SJP circus they still think in the back of their minds that we should be given a little pat on the head and told nicely to fuck off back to the kiddie club table.

We desperately need a massive beast of a CB, someone big and strong who can physically dominate the opposition to complement Mbemba and quality CM in the Speed / Batty mould who can anchor the side and control the midfield. Just those two signings would transform us as a team imo. We could get rid of Colback ( ) and play Wijnaldum and Sissoko in their natural positions and use Thauvin and Perez for a bit of width. If we're willing to go into fantasy land then a pacey old fashioned winger a la Keith Gillespie with a bit of pace and a good cross on him and a new left back who can work effectively at both ends of the pitch would be lovely too. No doubt we'll get another no.10 and a new goalie for the U16s cos value innit.

No way, fuck them. Rather see them drop down to the regional leagues and go bust. Shitty club with shitty cunt fans.

I think he's suggesting it's missing an 'n'.

Every match with you is a 'handicap' match.

I get on with everyone too. I don't think you realise that you're the problem and just how much YOU are hated on here. Like, really hated. But your sanctimonious, houlier than though attitude probably means you probably didn't even consider that though. Believe me though. You are ass. I do think it's time to stop now though, but if you keep being a fucking grinch, talking shit and being miserable, I'll be right back in your face again, being my irrelevant, insignificant, annoying self with my paint by numbers Irish craic (thanks for spelling it correctly by the way). Merry Christmas Northerngimp. Yeah, KI is a dick but he's at least intelligent and has some decent patter on occasion. You should aspire to his level, you've got a long way to go. It's easy to appear intelligent on a forum like. I said sanctimonious. That's a massive word. I'm smart as fuck. Doesn't seem too easy for you. Maybe you're just lulling us into a false sense of security.

There is a limit to the number of conversations we can possibly have, it ends up very cyclical.

We've got nee chance. There's probably about five PL clubs that could be had way cheaper than us not to mention the sleeping giants downstairs. FMA will want about 500m, you could probably buy 3 of the others for that.

I get on with everyone too. I don't think you realise that you're the problem and just how much YOU are hated on here. Like, really hated. But your sanctimonious, houlier than though attitude probably means you probably didn't even consider that though. Believe me though. You are ass. I do think it's time to stop now though, but if you keep being a fucking grinch, talking shit and being miserable, I'll be right back in your face again, being my irrelevant, insignificant, annoying self with my paint by numbers Irish craic (thanks for spelling it correctly by the way). Merry Christmas Northerngimp. Yeah, KI is a dick but he's at least intelligent and has some decent patter on occasion. You should aspire to his level, you've got a long way to go.

There wouldn't be enough places available up front for both Mitrovic and Perez. Since obviously Gouffran would have to start... As if we'd play Gouffran up front

Our defensive unit could contain Jetro Krul. So close.

If this is the case then why persist with it game after game? We could play a midfield three of Anita, Sissoko and Wijnaldum with Anita holding and Sissoko going box to box but over and over again we play this stupid 4-2-3-1 with Colback playing hide and don't seek in the middle.

Me too. Rather we got no-one. If we do spend anything I would think they'd get a CB and/or a CM. The inadequacies in our team are pretty obvious and even our lot wouldn't pay January prices for a position where we're relatively well stocked when other positions are crying out for some love.

If they take Colback off he might get angry and eat their brains.

If you assume that you need 38 points to be safe (which is usually the case), then we are only 2 points away from being half way there with 2 games to go before the half way stage. A win yesterday would have put us there, but we have two fixture where we have a god chance of getting those points and possibly more from before we hit that stage. We need another 6-7 wins and 4-5 draws to be safe, we can certainly achieve it. We just need to improve every game. This season is all about building a strong squad and develop our style. Be safe asap so that McClaren has more freedom to start playing the way he really wants. Sad season this...but it could make us stronger for next season. Need to sell and buy a lot over the next 2 windows! I would add that this season should be about changing and developing the culture within the club. 'Good enough', 'Safe', 'Didn't lose at least' shouldn't be phrases that are acceptable anymore. A large part of that is getting rid of the individuals who have embraced and embody that attitude be that players or administrative staff. Tiote, Cisse, Coloccini have to go. Sissoko too if he can't commit to making this club better and give a shit. Dummett, Colback, Williamson, Obertan, Gouufran and the rest of the dross need to go. I'd rather play the kids than waste our time on players who are not and will never be good enough for this club.

Anita Sissoko Wijnaldum Perez Thauvin Mitro That'd be decent imo. The four ahead of Anita can switch up to a certain extent with overlaps and Perez / Thauvin coming inside. Mitro the focal point.

Are we unchanged?

Quote me examples of opposition fans doing what the villa fans did? (Other than rivals) Mackems when Man Utd lost the title on the last day. Says it all really.

Protective amnesia. Your brain has blocked out the Pardew / Carver season to preserve your sanity.

That's our Alan, always breaking records.

We don't really need another striker, or if we do it's way down the list of priorities.