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Bang on midnight here Fireworks and celebrations for Pardew leaving

How's that work then? Who's gonna sign the cheques at Wigan?

Galtier's St Etienne have an uncanny statistical resemblance to Pardew's Newcastle this season. What makes people think he's going to play decent football with us? Has anyone seen enough of St Etienne to comment?

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Where are you mojo? You're an hour ahead of me

Loads of championship players in the french and dutch national sides like. Remember when Cabella was turning out for Scunthorpe?

I wonder what excuses the pundits would roll out then? Cabaye of course.

http://i.imgur.com/O40bDmU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EjtwQoo.jpg Still don't believe that is a man. I really want to meet this thing. That bloke scouted Perez, you ungrateful bastads. You should all have pictures of him in your cars and living rooms chairman Mao style.

If we sacked Lambert tomorrow (which we won't, because the only way we'll get shot of him is if Lerner sells, which he won't, which therefore renders this entire sentence utterly, eye-bleedingly fucking depressing), I would be quite happy with McLaren. Keep the faith brummie. Some idiotic chairman might do some acid and come in and give you money for him

Probably the first time in ages, that someone has actually complained about not being able to watch a game

gerld

Think i'm gonna miss this one, mother in law's birthday

The same, shit, past it English managers get linked with every single vacancy.

He can take the bloodless one anarl.

Alnwick Janmaat Dummett Colo Haidara Anita Sissoko Cabella HBA Sameobi Perez

Have you ever watched Argentine football?

http://i.imgur.com/fv2iNld.png

Well, you see, Cabaye got sold so our rivals picked up more points against Noocarsel which is why we got relegated. Fret innit.

We just got paid money for Alan Pardew. Anything is possible.

WAHEY! What a cracking way to wake up. Can't believe the prick is finally gone! It's over, lads and lasses, it's finally over!

It's like karma, man. This is the universe making up for the hit we took on Souness.