Loki679

On what planet is being a complete failure as caretaker, losing most of your games and nearly getting the club relegated enough to get the head coach role?

Joe Kinnear was the only one to have won a world cup.

Never realised he has an Olympic gold medal

The loan would have fixed clauses relating to repayment though, he can't just say 'give iz me money' and have them wound up if they don't comply, can he?

Even if we do splash out on the numbers required it'll still be done 'within our means'. Instead of spending £30m () on two or three really good players we'll end up with ten £3m players instead.

2014's over, Grandpa.

Cisse must be gutted he can't be your token 'i'm not a racist' pick then.

In De Jong's cameo the other game I thought straight away we had a player who can actually get into the box from midfield. Looking forward to see him play.

He's not the manager though, he's the caretaker manager. The narrative seems to have subtly shifted from Carver being put in charge until the end of the season when a real manager will be appointed to simply Carver having been appointed manager. Simple question to any fans or journalists who defend Carver and says we should keep him: 'Would you want him managing your club?'

problem is he wouldn't be hurt all that much by it not in the context of just how much money he has and as for the advertising-we were on tv more last time we were in the championship than we were in the prem and the championship highlights going to a prime time tv slot means in the domestic market it won't be that big a loss in terms of eyes on SD shite. The ones really hurt by it will be all the guys who will lose their jobs in cost cuts. Ah, we'll just rot until the magic money fairy comes along with his £300m that he's desperate to spend on a (PL only) club (but not any of the other cheaper, more attractive ones, the magic money fairy only wants NUFC). Fuck it man, it'll show him and his dickhead mates up for the twats they are and it'd be a victory for sport and ambition over the soulless money hungry gravy train. People are saying they're done if we go down, i'm closer to saying i'm done if we stay up. Great, another season of absolutely fuck all but wahey, there's a big fat cheque off sky at the end of it. I'm not sure I can contain my excitement. Oh, I can.

I really don't care about all this 'harder to find a (non-existent) buyer' if we go down stuff. I want a relegation shoved down his fat sweaty face along with the bill for it and an item by item itinerary of all the advertising his tat shop is losing out on. Burn it down, i'd happily see us go down to the conference.

Haha, fuck you fatty, fuck you penfold, fuck you lasagna face. Gannin doon gannin doon gannin doon

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HTL

Can't you just tell your wife and neighbour that you've gone but go somewhere else instead? Not a bad idea. Tell em i've pissed off to China maybe.

I'm going. Might have to talk to the wife if I don't. Bloke next door has been dead keen about me keeping up my support anarl.

He's not injured. He just has a physical problem which renders him temporarily unfit to play.

http://i.imgur.com/Pd9CA4R.jpg Makes a good point imo.

Yes, fuck it. Can't be much worse than it is now. Least we might have some ambition to do better than mid table mediocrity.

It'll piss him off and lose the fat cunt a few quid if nothing else.

Fucking typical of NUFC like. Most teams pick up a load of plastic wankers after a bit of glory, we've managed to get all the plastics but none of the glory.

But we were making such good progress

Is it just 22 minutes of him saying 'By spending lots of stolen Russian money'?

Aye, Chucky next to him tied up in a gimp suit.

Which is why I don't think stripping him of the captaincy is going to improve his attitude. Right now the manager's job should be to pump these players with belief and pride in the shirt, not play to the fans or the media. It's better to be a cunt like Mourinho who can get his players to fight to the death than be popular Johnny who is loved by the local fans and Lee Ryder for being "honest" about his players lack of heart. Right, but it'll never happen. More chance of Riviere scoring a double hattrick. You could have just said "a single goal" and people would have got your point. He's going to score this weekend. Got a feeling about it.