Why Ketsbaia? He's done fuck all apart from getting sacked by Georgia
Ban this sick filth. He did well with Georgia and that Cypriot lot. SJP would be rocking if he came back too.
Pulis is another dinosaur, I wouldn't want him here. We need someone who can coach the players in movement and tactics, shapes on the pitch, transitional play, I don't think Pulis has that in his locker.
Whoever it is at least Pardew will be gone. The situation with him had become ridiculous with SJP seemingly unwilling to turn on him and Ashley being unwilling to sack him. If the new guy comes in and is shit then I don't think he'll get as much rope as Pardle has had.
Cheers mate I'm currently unemployed, so your help means a lot.
We've got your assistant sorted already It's Slim. There's a clause in your contract that says you have to let him do at least one press conference a week, preferably pissed.
Quite a few managers might look at a bloke who's had international class players bought for him, been forgiven many transgressions and been treated with saintly patience by the owner despite almost relegating his team and think 'no thanks'?
I'm into season 4 of the Sopranos, tempted just to keep it on.
I fucking won't though. I'll switch over and watch us pump long balls at Cisse while Perez toils away in the strikers graveyard and Pardew writes '3-0 down lol' in his stupid notepad. Fucking stupid football.