Loki679

Good lord please stop Americans playing football. "come on new york score a goal it's really very simple" x 1,003,204 :lol: stand up really straight and do ya best kick! I have no excuse for this nonsense. Surely the old Sinatra classic should be in the repertoire somewhere

If you can find enough money to buy a controlling stake in a company with revenues of £2.7bn a year in which the sole director has no interest in relinquishing his majority share then you'd easily have enough money to just buy the club.

It stopped being our club ions ago. Is that a positive or a negative?

Jonas is gonna be busy as manager, man

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Just 'Newcastle Football Club' imo.

Would be good to use the city crest as a badge if you could.

Yeah, fuck it. We can make Obertan chairman too.

Saying it over and over doesn't make it any less stupid.

Willo or Cronky?

You could say the ball was already out of play and the Leicester player was off the pitch anarl.

Sunderland and Hull are two and one point behind us respectively and have a game in hand. Leicester are one point back with a much better goal difference. If Hull and Sunderland manage a draw in their extra game and Sunderland draw with Leicester we could be in the relegation zone. Hull and Leicester need one point to overhaul us, mackems two. We're out of it by a gnats tadger at the minute.

'Steve McClaren's rampant derby thrash hapless Newcastle. Carver offers out mascot.'

Get Remi Garde in for a 3 match trial

This was easily predictable to anyone with an ounce of sense from the moment he was appointed. Why would a group of ego driven professional footballers, some of them full internationals, have any respect or consideration for the opinions and 'knowledge' of a bloke who never really played professionally and has failed at the two small time managerial gigs he got? He has no record or experience to point to. He has no medals or trail of success to validate his authority. There is nothing about the man that would command the respect of the man in the street never mind elite level athletes.

Change "can" to "can't" in the thread title

We're down. Good.

It's the managers job to motivate the players. They're not stupid, they know that this is a farce and he's completely out of his depth so he has zero chance of commanding their respect. I guarantee you 100% that this same group of 'cowardly cunts' would be running through brick walls for a Keegan or a Robson. That's because they're football managers. And John Carver isn't.

Losing 3-0 to Leicester. Don't care.

Just found this on channel 136, thought it was a 1:45 ko. I'd ask how we're doing but I assume 'fucking shit' covers it.

Sod Mourinho, Alan Pardew did better with the same set of players. He hasn't got a particularly daunting task, the squad is thin but not devoid of talent, any manager worth their salt would be able to bring in a better points total than Carver. I would wager that you could pick any manager from any of the other 91 league clubs and they'd do better than him.

It's his opinion that he doesn't deem it fit for purpose. Isn't he sure?

Top work, Lee, keep flying the flag for window lickers everywhere. The 'dip' only started when he took over. 'We were doing alright but everything turned to shit as soon as I took over. Gissa job.'

Wijnaldum Colback one of our better players Schteve helping us get it over the line The Chronicle

They flew a fucking plane over our ground, man.