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He'll not sub a left back. We never sub left backs.

Why does Dummett approach players like he's going to wrestle?

Not yet, I want to see if Riv can hit the civic centre

Judging from the first half it's still not beyond us to get something from this.

Oh, I think Chinese tv is a bit behind. Fuck a duck.

Nice ideas, we're playing pretty well

Riviere's shooting is cracking me up

Never want to see Sissoko right wing again. He's a different player through the middle.

What the fuck was that?

Not even Pardew could mistake those applause as being for him, considering the games previous he's heard exactly the same thing. thought I saw him raise a hand to the crowd and briefly clap. He probably did. Has done before. Recognising the applause for John and Liam, tbf. Aye, started clapping just after too.

I for one am shocked we don't see more posts along the lines of "Yay, we lost 4-0 again. Made my fucking weekend that."

Carver looks like he's just had a big Sunday dinner

HOWAY!

Already a thread.

Sky have got our players listed in a 4-3-3 there, maybe a spark of hope?

Bit of a signal delay to your planet, Pata?

What's this entrance thing? Enlighten those of us without sky

Wondered what the fuck you were talking about for a minute until I realised you were talking about thrashing other teams. It's great being a Newcastle fan

Well done, Mike, you came up with the shittest Pardew like line up. I hope you're very proud of yourself.

So we're looking at: Krul Janmaat Willo Colo Colback Anita Sissoko Cabella Gouffran Riviere

It's til you realise this is our team then it's

You guys don't know shit. Colback was a canny lad in primary school and that's all we need to know. Ajax academy ffs, can't compare to south heaton comp.

Quite clearly the lighting. What kind of mutants do we have playing for us that lighting can do this? http://i.imgur.com/UfLI9SL.jpg

Krul's is the same, look at the left side of his neck. Our players all came back so fat we gave them head transplants.