loki679

If Andy Carroll is worth £35m and Stewart Downing is worth £17m.....

Get in. Slim fighting the good fight.

Willo and Stevie Bantz in with a shout?

It doesn't even make any sense. If we're on top we want him to sit back in a defensive position, if we're under the cosh we want him to get forward? Boil it down it sounds very much like kick it long and run around.

Ian A, Ian H ..... I think you're alright so far.

The little ginger cunt has provided some entertainment after all.

Love to see Ketsbaia take over (not the one from here, no offence).

This, will let Sewelly do all the bitch-ass work. Surely we can get a better striker? James Bothroyd... Jimmy Greaves

Billy the fish

Why does he have a womans hands on a mans arms?

This lad is a million times better than Dummett. Dummett is an SPL player, and I thought he'd end up there full time until our idiotic board gave him a 6 year contract. Not this again, leave Dummett alone. http://cdn.frontpagemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/leave-britney-alone45912506089353374.jpeg

Bad news about him http://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowTopic-g147312-i110-k184427-o20-Toursist_killed_in_Ochi_6_14_details_please-Ocho_Rios_Saint_Ann_Parish_Jamaica.html Damned tourists

Did he get a toe transplant from a white guy?

Aye but Chucky's gone missing, Perez is for the development squad, Riviere is the replacement for Big Sho and De Jong is one of the 5 in our 4-5-1 so really we haven't signed anyone. Give you £25 for Messi.

Fuck my life.

Was too hard getting them over the line, now we're giving birth to them.

If you squint 'Welbeck' looks like 'Fullback'. Deal's back on!

Palace are going to score. We're going to need 2 or 3 goals. 0-0

We had one on the pitch and three on the bench. And we were playing Gillingham ffs

What's Ferreyra done to not get on against Gillingham in the league cup btw?

Taking bets on who fucked up here, Pardew or Ryder?

What's that all about? Why have the got a fine for that? They're gonna have to be careful here because the first question that springs to mind is 'why do you deem the Palestinian flag inappropriate?'. They might have to fine themselves £2 for racism.

We play 1 striker. With Welbeck we'd have 5 We play 2 central defenders. We have 4 including Stevie Bantz and Long Willy. Priorities.

Looks like you're gonna cut his thumb off.