loki679

They probably arent aware that Co Durham exists both sides of the A1m and over 3/4 is probably west of Newcastle Or that my Birth Certificate and National Insurance Number both say Gateshead, County Durham. My daughter regularly sends letters and pictures she's done to HM the Queen and she always replies with the letter addressed to Gateshead, County Durham. Wait, your daughter is pen-pals with the Queen?

You do not have the make-up to be the leader of men. You can say 'I've had enough now, sorry' Now fuck off out of our club.

Nobody with even a passing acquaintance with Newcastle would think the denizens are gym addicted. Gymophobic possibly.

Interesting that Short took a 28m loan repayment back from them lot and seemingly stuck it on the overdraft.

I'm sure Pardew has been quoted saying top 10 is his target this season. Cowardly fuckwit, he's going to fail again so he's trying to move the goalposts. Hey, cockmuncher, you're not a Jedi, we do remember the shit you come out with.

Looks like Gouff has been working on his lower body strength http://i.imgur.com/wYeHcH9.jpg

We have to make sure we replace him though. Shola does the rim and Gozza takes care of the winnets.

We've got to get this man out of the club before Ashley gives him any money to spend.

I don't like cryptic Ronaldo. Angry Ronaldo is much better.

Connor Wickham has more league goals in his last 3 games than Cisse, Shola and De Jong combined have managed all season

I fucking love watching liverpool fans cry like babies when something goes against them.

At least the undercurrent of the first team has grown, I was worrying about that. Now we just need to engfargle some gangleblart in the kemillon.

Looks like Lee Clark in a wig

A foot too short Not enough tackle Too forrin

MOAR RUNNING

Sergio Aguero taking part in a say no to racism campaign: Is it just me that finds the picture a little off somehow

I thought you were a soopafan that didn't do this? Acceptable causing a negative atmosphere in my mum's living room. Different circumstances when they can hear thousands shouting abuse to ruin their confidence levels furthur fyp

I thought you were a soopafan that didn't do this?

I don't want any player with a clown name. Jonjo ffs. 'John or Joe? I really can't decide, fuck it, let's use both, Jonjo it is.'

Not sure i'll be looking forward to another humping off the mackems like.

In two or three years time we'll be in League One fucknugget.

Stop saying 'controls space'. It's fucking moronic and makes it sound like you're talking about Dr Who.

It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Jack Colback and Jonjo Shelvey don't strike me as Carr picks.

Is there an echo in here?

Jack Fuckoffyouuselesssack