loki679

We're in line for a £65m profit this season and we're looking at signing Jack 'Cunt' Colback on a free

I'm sure you already know the answer to that. It's Ben Arfa again isn't it?

Why replace shit with shit? Why not replace Gosling with Cabella?

I'd have Sissoko, Anita, Bigi, Tiote, or Abeid ahead of him in midfield so he'd be sixth choice at best for me. Just pointless signing bang average cloggers. If you want to improve you sign players who will improve your first 11 and push the current players down the pecking order. Unless we plan to play him at full back or on the wing which is always a possibility with us.

Maybe more than a little tbh.

I think we're pushing into that 'mental' zone a little again lads.

Chart: http://i.imgur.com/YQSpR6g.png Source: Bespoke study performed by Repucom for UEFA in November 2012 covering a sample of more than 18,000 representative European citizens between the ages of 18 and 69. Participants from 38 UEFA territories were asked their favourite club (could be domestic or foreign) Barcelona and Man United Glory hunting cunts, thank god for Moyes.

2 left backs - check Central midfielder playing on the wing - check Striker playing centre midfield - check Centre back playing at right back - check Shola starting - check Flat 4-4-2 with no creativity - check 5 players playing out of position - check Crossing fingers and hoping - check DebuchyAndTheBeast has been Pardewed I only counted 4 out of position unless you included Shola MYM at RB Anita at RM Gouff at CM Dummett at LM Shola on a football pitch

Just thought I'd bring this up, remember you said you'd gladly get a sports direct tattoo if we finished above Swansea? Looking like could be a reality Check my sig. He may be getting two One on each buttock perhaps.

2 left backs - check Central midfielder playing on the wing - check Striker playing centre midfield - check Centre back playing at right back - check Shola starting - check Flat 4-4-2 with no creativity - check 5 players playing out of position - check Crossing fingers and hoping - check DebuchyAndTheBeast has been Pardewed

I'm with ST. He's shit, he's a mackem and he's a cunt.

'Ass and move' is bang on like. Apart from the 'move' part.

Why replace one shit midfielder with another shit midfielder? When Obertan fucks off are we going to find a shit winger to replace him? Do we need to find an immobile non-scoring lump to replace Shola?

This poll will not end up as a cock and balls

Here we go lads Reckon they'll be talking about europe next season by tomorrow..

Doesn't depress inspiration like the current mob though.

It's about priorities of the european places IIRC. All qualification spots are not equal and the FA cup winners EL spot is higher rated than the league spots so if Arsenal win the cup and finish 5th they'll take the higher rated EL spot (the cup spot). The rating of the european spot you take determines which qualifying round you enter the competition at, e.g. the top rated CL spot is for finishing champions and gets you straight to the group stages whereas the lowest rated spot is 4th place and gets you trips to Azerbaijan in June. If they gave the 2nd placed CL spot in the league to the FA cup winners then if someone finished 3rd in the league and won the cup then the league would get an extra place as the cup winners would take the higher rated CL spot (meaning no qualifying rounds) whereas if the league champions won the cup then the losing cup finalists would get the spot as the champions would take the higher rated league spot leaving a spot still available in the cup competition. Or I might have just made that up

We need 2 strikers, 2 wingers and a CB as a minimum. Reckon we'll get 6 left backs.

So the stats are Suarez and you're all liverpool fans

I notice nobody's complaining about HF's stats anymore

So one of Carr's highly rated young talents is flourishing. He's managing it while being away from our management and coaching team aswell. So really, in terms of development, the player who spends the least time around our management and coaching team is showing the greatest promise. Whodathunkit.

Not really. Air and food aren't part of you and they're inside you.

Asked myself this question many a time in the nightclubs of Newcastle.

"When Atam's attackin, jus come ova the roight in case he gets cor owt igh up the fiel." I can see how there might be a problem like. Bloke talks like a facebook update. Poor Anita wandering round the dressing room after going "What is a Atam?"

Cunt's lucky he hasn't been played at full back yet. Must be good at drawing straws.