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Can't wait for Deuce's meltdown when he sees his boy being done like this.

needs more smileys

It's not a job it's a fucking care in the community project.

qualified

Maybe English isn't his first language. Maybe where he comes from 'winning' means getting bummed repeatedly.

These mystery strengths of every highly rated player who has come to Newcastle and regressed under this regime.

I bet Neil's laughing his tits off right now. Ban him.

I've just read a few pages of that. Thank God I wasn't around this forum back then to be able to contribute to that shit In the 0.4% who voted 'Terrible' at the time You thought getting us to 5th was terrible?

Nothing. Nothing at all. He's not even good at anything in particular either. Is he even average at anything? Average as in average premier league? If so then no . I know he's had injuries but even before they hit I never saw anything in this lad Were they head injuries? Stupid cunt is 'happy with his contribution' in a 0-4 home defeat in which he gave away the free kick that led to the opening goal.

We could play Shola in goal and get another 10 years out if him

We're so rubbish.

There's only one result that matters to the mackems today, just like every other day, ours.

Beardsley's frozen

I skipped the last 6 pages. I assumed it's just trollemache being his usual attention seeking self.

wtf? Are we really playing little Vurn on the right wing?

(Belated) HTL How we doing?

He's retarded. He still hasn't worked out that the more you invite the opposition onto you the more pressure you will be under. Using attacking players to limit the opposition in terms of how many players they can commit forward is alien to him, he just doesn't understand the concept. Instead of chopping the balls off our attack to try and deal with the opposition's full backs getting forward we could just make sure the opposition full backs can't get forward because they're shit scared of someone like HBA being free with the ball behind them. It's like a knight ditching his sword and opting for two shields instead, he's just asking to be beat on.

The guy played Marlon Harewood and left Carlos Tevez on the bench. One played for such illustrious clubs as Barnsley, Blackpool and Bristol City while the other had to make do scraping a career at the likes of Corinthians, Manchester United, Manchester City and Juventus (not to mention being capped by that well known international minnow Argentina). Hayden Mullins, FA cup runner up, was preferred in midfield to Champions League, La Liga, Copa del Rey, Primera Division, Campeonato, Supercopa de España, Uefa Super Cup and Fifa Club World cup winner Javier Mascherano. It's gonna make you look a little mental if you try and somehow justify that.

Only in sunderland would that last bit need to be specified

By far the most common mention was Dani Osvaldo, the Southampton forward currently on loan at Juventus. For those of you who didn't manage to catch any of his 13 league appearances before he was sent back to Italy for "brutally attacking" teammate Jose Fonte in training dafuq

Race and religion just shouldn't be used as pejoratives no matter the provocation.

No, it's irrational to dislike an egocentric who fucks other people's wives, lies, insults his peers in the crudest terms, assaults the competitor's staff and accepts no personal responsibility for his failings.

Was it Ossie who decided a 2-3-5 formation was a good idea?

Didn't get an international transfer certificate when he returned from loan. Nothing really and the only real reason we're talking about points deductions is that they're a bunch of hateful, inbred, incestuous freaks.