Loki679

You're all mental, he's gash. Wouldn't get in the team ahead of Raylor never mind Tiote.

Should have stabbed him in the eye and pushed him into the cake screaming 'WHAT'S THE SCORE NOW GING?'

Based on?

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/alan-pardew-big-mouth.jpg Onions! Onions! Caaam and git yer Onions! Farve fur a pawwwnd! It's a shame he's not selling fucking onions tbh. He'd pack up his stall because he couldn't compete with the piss stained tramp across the road.

I don't mind if he gets to sign his own players, at least the cunt won't have anywhere to hide when it goes tits up. The abuse levels on here would reach glorious new heights as an added bonus. I'm really excited about next season now Having read the 'irrational thoughts' thread this worries me.

I just remember him shooting like a six year old.

Need to find that pesky fucking 300m tall line first.

We're trying to establish if this is a two for one deal with Perez or if they are, in fact, different players.

You guys make it sound like he's a completely different person.

I do think he'd make a decent manager. He's obviously not a great footballer but not many good managers are and he seems like an intelligent bloke. I'd love to see him go earn his stripes as a manager in the lower leagues for a while with a view to coming back to manage us one day.

He's got a dark side, right enough.

Aye, i'd hate to be in that position

I'm scared. Of our systemic delusional paranoia? Yeah, after all the wonderful things that have happened to us recently we should dispel these silly notions of rubbish players and firesales and smell the daffodils growing out of Mike's buttcheeks.

A nothing player who left no impression short of a vague 'oh, forgot about him, he was shit too' in years to come.

Is this another Nolan style 'apart from score goals what does he do?'

Ironically other clubs can now take advantage of us the same way we did to get these talented players on the cheap.

http://i.imgur.com/MNmztEg.jpg Still not wrong like.

Came in, did his job, fucked off. Never our player so no real feelings here or there.

Suarez and teeth girl could get together and have babies that could chew down trees.

You're on your couch watching it on TV with a fucked knee, he's in Brazil. Karma.

No-one's in your team, it's Jack's now. You're in Shay's Flowers btw.

Yeah, fuck it, 'polic ain't all that anyway. Jack's Flashers works and they can double as an amateur sex offence team. Shay's Flowers for the less masculine of the tribe.

I like to think they drove him out past Hexham somewhere and set him free.

'polic crew sounds like a kangaroo disease

Shola Ameobi has left Newcastle...... for a long weekend in Arbroath. He's back on Monday to sign his new 6 year contract.