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Kevin Keegan Bobby Robson Thanks for that Sherlock, so your realistic answer is 0. You can't think of a single manager from the PL down to League 2 that is worthy of even a mention? This exciting brand of football that every football fan in the country wants to watch yet not one English manager is able to implement that style of play on his side and make it successful. Brendan Rodgers and Nigel Adkins without even bothering to think about it dipshit. Your knowledge of football may be comparable only to your testicles for insignificance but some of us actually watch the game.

How'd we do against the small teams?

Kevin Keegan Bobby Robson

Free Toon (of) Mike. The neighbours can join in too

Could be anyone as owner, circumstances don't change and not sure why they would. Pay money to watch and suport the team not the owner. Support the team, ignore the regime? Say you're supporting the team all you like but the reality is that your financial support perpetuates MA's abstinence from reinvesting, carrying on on his counter-productive bullshit. You might say with Ashley, Tan et al as owners this is just football these days; but it deosnt stink any less. Never said it doesn't stink but why should the owners drive you out of doing what you love and that's going to watch the team you support. I'll be here long after Mike Ashley and there's nothing to say the next owner won't be just as much of a cunt. Typical short term cunt. Newcastle is my city. Newcastle is my club. I'll still be here long after all these cunts are gone.

I'm not even convinced it's Pardew. I'm sure he'd love to win something with us but as it stands the club have no ambition to win anything except another years TV money. Maybe you can blame him for going along with this bollocks or being a shit manager but ultimately the lack of ambition infesting our club comes from the top.

Madness how soon as we hit a bit of poor form the attitude swings totally in the opposite direction. Already calling 5 straight defeats when it's not really as bad as you've made out. Almost as bad as those who explode in a nuclear jizzfest after a decent result, eh?

Only way we could 'de-prioritise' the cups any further would be to put them in the dishwasher last.

Come on, 'ITK's never give any actual information. It detracts from the attention.

I still love Jonas. He's shot as a footballer but he seems like such a nice bloke.

Remainder? Season finished yesterday dude.

Fuck all exposure for Mike's tat emporium in the cups aswell btw.

Well, that was a nice 4 days while it lasted.

Happy floating around mediocrity and picking up that tv cheque. The depressing thing isn't that we don't win anything, it's that we don't even want to.

I might get a hat made of dried beef just in case this ever comes up. Decorate the brim with mustard powder for a quick and easy dip if the need arises. Edit: now that's a new page wanker.

I'd think they'd just give him a massive 'signing on fee'.

Santon and Haidara is the logical route with MYM coming in at CB.

Every game? Really?

Who'll take a chance on him next?

25% of premier league teams have a manager whose surname starts with a P. How nice.

Peter Beardsley once played in goal for us but I wouldn't fucking pick him there.

Went for Solskjaer, Pardew and Solskjaer.

Right wing Don't think he was in the last few mins. Hatem went back to the right and Santon was through the middle, remember him trying to flick a long ball on with his head after Shola had won the first ball. Put the crack pipe down. Shola winning a ball